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[–] [email protected] 216 points 5 months ago (4 children)

What the – and I can't stress this enough – fuck is wrong with conservatives?

[–] pubquiz 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Nothing wrong with that though. Well, except according to conservatives themselves anyhow

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[–] Jimmyeatsausage 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't decide if I like "top-surgery Trump" with the bikini top or "2-headed ogre Trump" with the dunlap.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Diabetes and high blood pressure have negative effects on the cognitive abilitys... So blame this all on Fast food and the asshole that put lead in gasoline.

[–] PunnyName 16 points 5 months ago (11 children)

My hot take: if you were alive while lead was legally allowed in gasoline, you shouldn't be allowed to be in office.

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[–] 0110010001100010 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

...everything? It's probably a shorter list as to what's not wrong with them.

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[–] Naja_Kaouthia 97 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It’s like a “Where’s Waldo”. The longer you look at it the more weird shit you see.

[–] OwlPaste 107 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Nono, it definitely gets worse, behold the two conjoined twins into a single fat entity... merged trunps

[–] IMongoose 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The person next to them has a centered nipple too

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

The Cyclops' lesser known cousin, Nipclops

[–] elbucho 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Even setting aside the whole conjoined twin thing, Fatty Two Heads is sporting some interesting fashion choices. I love his weird little pseudo pope hat... thing... and also really like how he got a set of custom shades for his deformed face to cover two eyes at different heights.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Trans Trump was definitely not something I expected reich-wingers to be hot for, but I guess it figures.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Haha reich-wingers, I hadn't heard that one before.

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[–] motor_spirit 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] MrTomS 79 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The abs on those....knees? And the thumb on the limb coming out of those shorts sure is something.

I'm gonna have some weird nightmares

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (4 children)

And the conjoined twins on the left

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[–] CitizenKong 64 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isaiah 44:9-20

All who fashion idols are nothing, and the things they delight in do not profit. Their witnesses neither see nor know, that they may be put to shame.

(I'm not even religious, LOL.)

[–] RegalPotoo 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ikr? I'm an atheist and I know that this is probably heretical

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[–] mojofrododojo 55 points 5 months ago (6 children)

THE CREATURE ON THE FAR LEFT HAS TWO HEADS.

Goddamn gram what are you smoking?

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux 15 points 5 months ago

it's because trump supporters are open-minded and accepting of all sorts of different varieties of older white folks

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

And a pointy hat

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[–] Yawweee877h444 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is just so fucking weird. I don't get it. Democrats, even the most ardent Obama supporters, never did shit like this, from what I can remember.

If it walks like a cult, and quacks like a cult.

[–] Dorkyd68 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What's cracking me up most is it's AI art. Dude on the left has 2 heads ffs. Then the chick in a bikini is also a dude for some reason. At least they being accepting of trans folks I guess

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe in the antichrist, but if I did I would think it's Trump. Dude's a literal golden calf, the embodiment of the seven deadly sins, and a whole bunch of Christians will follow him into hell.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

He's certainly AN Antichrist. Specially because "anti-" can also mean "in place of". He is both the opposite of what Christ represents and is replacing Him.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Gotta love how Christianity, a religion where one of the teachings is loving thy neighbor, is used as a way for people to justify hating liberals or anyone who isn't part of the predominantly conservative white Christian hivemind. Stuff like these kinds of posts are definitely one of the top 3 reasons why I keep me away from organized religion.

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[–] someguy3 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (22 children)

This is why people on the left need to vote. The GOP falls in line, and they chip away every decade just because they show up.

You want things to go left? Vote. Every. Single. Time. For. Dems.

(Also known as: They vote. Are you?)

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[–] RampantParanoia2365 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just imagine conceptualizing the prompt for this.

[–] ChowJeeBai 22 points 5 months ago

Trump surrounded by sweaty males that look like him because he only loves himself in a prelude to a somewhat homoerotic gangbang.

[–] aramova 32 points 5 months ago

And they say Not a Cult....

Riiight

[–] RizzRustbolt 32 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Love the Ogre Trump on the left.

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[–] Sam_Bass 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You really gotta have serious mental issues to come up with that, let alone validate it

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The two headed guy with a… dunce cap? on is a special touch.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of a kkk hood

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Theyre the same hat

[–] NegativeLookBehind 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Every single one of them has boobs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

And the woman has the smallest.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This gives me idea of post apocalyptic America where trump forced scientists to put his dna into a virus, release it and the country is filled with these horrific mutants. There are like weird fringe trump worship cults warring with each other as isolated pocket nations in the wasteland.

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[–] books 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jesus. Church needs an audit

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[–] m13 22 points 5 months ago

We live in the most cursed timeline.

[–] 9point6 20 points 5 months ago

There's something viscerally upsetting about this

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

It might be time to euthanize grandma.

[–] thefrankring 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The one on the left has 2 heads.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Y'all need to be more comfortable calling your "family" out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

You know, the bible said a little something about idolatry, but I guess remembering that is a little too inconvenient for these people.

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