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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 93 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Ayo the car thing is absolute bullshit.

10mm bolt for the fuckin brake caliper but 3/8 for the fuckin slide bolts?

Get the fuck outta here

[–] Anticorp 26 points 4 weeks ago

GM has been using all metric for years now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't know what car you're driving but I think you're just using the wrong size wrench/Allen key

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

My last car was a 2012 ford fiesta. The lug nuts are 19mm. The caliper bolts were 10mm and the slide bolts were 3/8.

The car before that was a 2001 cavalier. Not only did it have metric and standard bolts but the slide bolts were fuckin Allen heads.

Like literally why?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Probably because they were made by American car manufacturers and couldn't make a logical or consistent design decision if their lives depended on it.

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[–] Arve 77 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget the most important US measurements of them all: 5.56, 7.62, 9, etc.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago (13 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

.308 is 7.62, civilian measurement vs military (there's actually implications related to pressures, sidewall thicknesses, machining tolerances, but yeah same same)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's generally safe to shoot 7.62 from a 308-chambered gun, but not the other way around.

[–] Enk1 14 points 4 weeks ago

Same for 5.56 and .223.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Also, the imperial system is defined through the metric system.

In using imperial, you're just using metric with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My goto phrase when I want to troll people: "The creators of python called it that because they wanted a name that started with P, as a nod to its predecessor, Perl."

It's not exactly Ken M level, but post that anywhere and the amount of angry futile typing can faintly be heard around the world as other geeks start fuming.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

In the UK, weed is measured in authentic receding British imperial units where an ounce weighs one less gram every year.

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[–] teft 35 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

The army uses metric almost exclusively. It’s where I learned it.

[–] Carrolade 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep. One "klick" is one km.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I think the main problem US people have with metric is their aversion to anything that has more than two syllables.

[–] Stupidmanager 15 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

Far worse: It’s laziness.

I was teaching a friend how to make ravioli (yes, really) from the class I took while over in Italy. I bring my scale to measure the dough and the first thing she does is use the scale to get the right measurements and then, scrapes the contents into an imperial measuring cup. Worse, she was totally pissed when the semolina was not a perfect match to the 00 flour (mass and all that).

She is a tried and true American. She just wants to whip out her 1 cup without measuring weight and can’t fathom why the dough just “wasn’t like I taught her”.

By the way, the super secret Italian recipe is this: Ingredients per 2 people (spaghetti or tagliatelle) 100 grams total of: 50% white superfine flour 50% semolina Add 1 egg per 100 grams of flour

For ravioli, you want more superfine (00) flour so the pasta sticks together better. So like above, 100 grams total of: 60% superfine flour 40% semolina

Add 1 egg per 100 grams of flour.

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[–] negativeyoda 29 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite fuckery is when Europeans see shit like 25.4mm, 27.2mm or 31.8mm and it's because of imperial bullshit

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)
  • talking to my european friends
  • talking to my african friends
  • talking to my asian friends
  • talking to my south american friends
  • talking to my north american friends (exceptions apply)
  • talking to my oceanian friends
  • talking to my antarctican friends
[–] Ibaudia 35 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Alright friend-haver, no need to flex that hard on us

[–] Skullgrid 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

bro measured stuff with his friends

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

talking to my antarctican friends

Gotta go to [email protected] for that.

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[–] Enk1 24 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Not to mention that every single food product has metric measurements on the label as well.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Pisses me off so much that we don't standardize that in Canada, they still show $/lbs as the main price advertised but the item is weighted in kg with the $/kg written in a smaller font.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Last panel should be the entire US Customary System, which is literally just a rescaling of the SI ("metric" system) units. US Customary is derived directly from SI.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I literally learned lessons on metric in public school

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[–] Nacktmull 18 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Bicycle parts entered the chat

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

When I was young I lived in Puerto Rico for a few years (1980's). Milk was sold in either one litre cartons or one gallon jugs. Distances in road signs and road markers were in kilometers but speed was in miles per hour. Fuel was sold in litres but fuel usage is in miles per gallon.

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[–] set_secret 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot measuring bullets.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Bullets are a weird, dumb one. Yes, kind of. But also: .308, .303, .30-06, .50 BMG .30-30, .45-70, .38, .32, .44, .45, .50AE. Then nonsensically basically all "30 calibre" are the same diameter, which is exactly not quite .3 of an inch. Most of those are calibrated by the metric system (as many imperial measurements are today), but the terminology exists in the imperial system.

And then there's fuckin gauges for shotguns smh.

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[–] paultimate14 13 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

The whole world uses both for various things. Even the countries that "officially" use metric. Specific global industries still use imperial. Canadian and British people are perhaps the most famous for combining the two, but most of Europe also mixes things in here and there.

And of course the whole conversation is Euro-centric and ignores the historical use of traditional measurement systems in Africa and Asia, but somehow that never gets brought up.

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[–] son_named_bort 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Which sports use metric in the US? Gridiron football uses yards, auto racing uses miles, baseball uses feet, etc. The only sports I can think of that use metric are track and swimming, and those aren't as popular outside of Olympics time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Afaik every American high school has a track program, and yeah every event is measured in meters

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (17 children)

What are you talking about with the weed? It's sold in pounds, ounces, quarter ounces and "half quarters" which is as ridiculously un-metric as it gets.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

We used to just call that an eighth.

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[–] meekah 11 points 3 weeks ago

not to mention, the imperial system is just the metric system in disguise. An inch is defined as 25.4mm, and not by some universal constant, like a proper measuring system.

[–] rtxn 11 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Let's not forget that the Apollo space program used SI units at every step, except for displaying it to the astronauts.

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[–] RGB3x3 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (17 children)

Yeah, but you still have work tool measurements in 5/8, 7/32, and 13/64 or whatever the fuck dumbass measurements.

I say this as an American that hates the way tools use measurments here.

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