"FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE" uses them.
It might probably be "unabe to eat diarrhea" on purpouse
this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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Yeah, someone's just having a bit of fun.
Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn't use punctuation.
Double entry for fever also
It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.
Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I'm not here to judge.
Are you or a loved one unable to eat your diarrhea? Try talking to your doctor about metamucil.
The only cure for "unable to eat diarrhea" is to put the patient into an induced comma.
I hate forgetfulness headaches
Skill issue.
Exactly.
Everyone knows you drink it.
Until you freeze it… Diarrhea ice cream!
Frosty Diarry Dessert®️
Explains the irritability.
Unnecessary, commas are annoying.
Comma for what? I also am unable to eat diarrhea
Ah the old helping your uncle jack off a horse or helping your uncle, jack, off a horse.
Why not both?
The database is running on an IBM made in 1954. Commas literally weren't invented yet.
I forgot I had a headache
Wait, do you guys not add that to your character sheets?
They're not wrong, tho
Wow ICD-10 really has a code for everything
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.
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