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Mistakes were made (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] Skullgrid 36 points 3 weeks ago

"FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE" uses them.

It might probably be "unabe to eat diarrhea" on purpouse

[-] Aremel 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, someone's just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn't use punctuation.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Double entry for fever also

[-] toynbee 3 points 3 weeks ago

It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.

Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I'm not here to judge.

[-] foggy 3 points 3 weeks ago

Are you or a loved one unable to eat your diarrhea? Try talking to your doctor about metamucil.

[-] hydrospanner 2 points 3 weeks ago

The only cure for "unable to eat diarrhea" is to put the patient into an induced comma.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

I hate forgetfulness headaches

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Zombiepirate 9 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly.

Everyone knows you drink it.

[-] ShadowCatEXE 4 points 3 weeks ago

Until you freeze it… Diarrhea ice cream!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Frosty Diarry Dessert®️

[-] hydrospanner 2 points 3 weeks ago

Explains the irritability.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Unnecessary, commas are annoying.

[-] Coreidan 15 points 3 weeks ago

Comma for what? I also am unable to eat diarrhea

[-] slazer2au 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ah the old helping your uncle jack off a horse or helping your uncle, jack, off a horse.

[-] Alexstarfire 3 points 3 weeks ago

Why not both?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

The database is running on an IBM made in 1954. Commas literally weren't invented yet.

[-] TheJims 6 points 3 weeks ago

I forgot I had a headache

[-] FooBarrington 6 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, do you guys not add that to your character sheets?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

They're not wrong, tho

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wow ICD-10 really has a code for everything

[-] thefrankring 1 points 3 weeks ago

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
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