this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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[–] Skullgrid 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE" uses them.

It might probably be "unabe to eat diarrhea" on purpouse

[–] Aremel 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, someone's just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn't use punctuation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Double entry for fever also

[–] foggy 3 points 1 month ago

Are you or a loved one unable to eat your diarrhea? Try talking to your doctor about metamucil.

[–] toynbee 3 points 1 month ago

It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.

Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I'm not here to judge.

[–] hydrospanner 2 points 1 month ago

The only cure for "unable to eat diarrhea" is to put the patient into an induced comma.