this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 85 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Time to scratch that ball itch

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

What Lesbians see when other lesbians threaten to let their nails grow

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The thought of this person touching a microfiber cloth is too much for me to bear

[–] Flummoxed 4 points 7 months ago

It was terrible, and you made it worse. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

Have fun snagging your hands on literally everything

[–] Wetstew 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What was the thought process? Nightmares.

[–] Fades 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 20 points 7 months ago

I'm a bad person and I should feel bad.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Those would break off in 0.01 seconds

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No they wouldn't. They'd tear along each cut until they met skin 😳

It'd happen pretty "quick" right enough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh they wouldn't stop at skin.

[–] Flummoxed 4 points 7 months ago

Please stop in the name of sanity!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Not if it's gel nails.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

This literally makes my skin crawl. I already bend my nails backwards picking up heavy awkward stuff.

[–] Mostly_Harmless_Variant 23 points 7 months ago

This gave me the same visceral reaction as nail-based torture scenes in movies.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] db2 8 points 7 months ago

They break before that happens, time wise

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet 17 points 7 months ago

Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say "oh my god" out loud

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

yo let's go bowling

[–] quinkin 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.

*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"

Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.

[–] Flummoxed 2 points 7 months ago

Cut back to outside of toilet, where blood seeps from under the door.

[–] hperrin 13 points 7 months ago

Quickly run those down a wool sweater.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

IwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthem

[–] Thcdenton 10 points 7 months ago

There nothing we can do. The fingers must be amputated.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's where you're wrong. He's a gynecologist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] errer 9 points 7 months ago

Whelp I have a new strange phobia

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

at least put in the effort to make them look like little hands smh

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Flummoxed 2 points 7 months ago

No... Please... This can not exist. Why???

[–] essell 7 points 7 months ago

Like a snails mouth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Those are some peak water polo nails.

[–] clemdemort 6 points 7 months ago

Noooooo :((

[–] hungrythirstyhorny 6 points 7 months ago

i have goosebumps just by seeing that..

[–] wabafee 3 points 7 months ago

Strangely looks like pasta.

[–] Korne127 3 points 7 months ago

Interesting how most people here are pretty horrified while I like the idea and think it looks a bit cool although it's very impractical.