this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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[โ€“] Uncle_Sheo217 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] DaddleDew 35 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm sitting in the toilet right now so that would make things awkward.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Neat username

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Thanks for the information

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most people sit on the toilet, but this is a judgement free zone

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That's why the stroking would be awkward.

[โ€“] boatsnhos931 1 points 5 months ago

Is the water warm or cold

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m sure thereโ€™s lots of good boys who would love your attention

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I mean me as the good boy

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are both of his arms broken or something?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Limp at his side.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My immediate reaction is horny but the more I read it, the less it makes sense grammatically.

[โ€“] Numenor 6 points 5 months ago

Yes, as she's a mother, I expect more from her

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Is she going to kiss the boo boo away at a certain point?

[โ€“] Etterra 1 points 5 months ago

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