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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by 65gmexl3 to c/lemmyshitpost
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Okay, why is nobody else asking why this is an image of a monitor?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Download the meme

Screenshot the meme

Take a photo of the meme through the monitor

Simply describe the meme in plain text

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Use a description of the meme to regenerate it using AI

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ok, why nobody asks why this^ meme is just a text?

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 2 points 1 month ago

This... Took me a second.. In my defense, I'm at a bock fest.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is the use of :-) a clear indication of being over 40 years old?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I won't lie to you like the other commenter. You deserve to know the truth. Yes. Doesn't mean you aren't based, though <3

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 1 month ago

The duality of man

[–] Tixanou 6 points 1 month ago

No, instead, it is a clear indication of being based

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a clear indication that your system can’t do unicode

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

or that I don't want to (google what it is and then) press some weird keybind and spend minutes scrolling through the list of emojis when good ol' emoticons do the trick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

scrolling through the list of emojis when good ol’ emoticons do the trick

That’s why they usually have a search integrated or even quick access for the ones used lately. Lemmy’s emoji picker will give you 🥶 if you search for “cold”, “frozen”, “freezing” or “frost”, though not for “ice”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] 65gmexl3 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] ekZepp 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Yokozuna 9 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Is [|(-,) the smiley for having a stroke?

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 1 month ago

(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] TrickDacy 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 1 month ago

I like cereal too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you call the face in the third panel? I was trying to find a copypasta for it the other day and didn't know what to search for.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

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