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[–] someguy3 257 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Half the students are below average! This is outrageous!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Below the median

Unless scores follow a standard (or any other symmetric) distribution

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (15 children)

There are different definitions of average and one is median

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[–] AlotOfReading 13 points 7 months ago

Standardized tests are normalized, so...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (6 children)
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[–] Broken_Monitor 127 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I cant tell if this is a joke or if this guy is in the bottom quartile.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 88 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's a satirical account, that's not a real politician.

There are plenty of them out there that are this dumb though.

[–] Broken_Monitor 10 points 7 months ago

Its a little sad that it’s this hard to tell anymore. Thanks btw

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[–] marcos 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Looks like a real educational problem.

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[–] asmodee59 63 points 7 months ago (5 children)

First time I saw a statistician joke

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You're probably one of today's lucky 10,000.

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[–] MeaanBeaan 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ironically, him being a fucking idiot actually proves his point.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Wait, this isn't satire?

Edit: I commented too soon. It's satire.

[–] MeaanBeaan 59 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, and me being a fucking idiot proves it more.

[–] Jackcooper 26 points 7 months ago

Lmaooooo I love this save

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 15 points 7 months ago

I commend you for at least acknowledging it.

[–] Aceticon 38 points 7 months ago (5 children)

News at 11: "Half of people are below average!"

[–] bitflag 17 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Ashktually half people below the median.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Ackchyually, they never said which average they meant, you just assumed mean.

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[–] setsneedtofeed 10 points 7 months ago
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[–] MiltownClowns 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I notice there is a 25% in the top as well... Coincidence or conspiracy...

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[–] craigers 31 points 7 months ago

60% of the time, it works every time

[–] son_named_bort 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I was skeptical of these numbers until I did the research. It's even worse than I thought. Did you know that only 20% of students test in the top quintile? Is our children learning?

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 10 points 7 months ago

I was born extremely smart. I always tested way at the top of the curve... far superior to all my peers.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

One could construct tests where this isn't a given. Create an exam with one really easy question and one really hard question. You'll end up with a huge spike in the center and two tiny tails. The top quintile of correct answers (<=1.6 correct answers) will be vanishingly small.

[–] niktemadur 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I can almost see a facebook post along the lines of:
One doesn't have to be a rocket scientist to understand how terrible things are, when fully 25% of the population are in the bottom quartile.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

25%!? That's nothing. Half of people are below average. That's twice of what you quoted!

[–] Nobody 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm surprised it's only 25%. These days, I'd figure at least 40% would be in the lowest quartile. Has anyone checked the math on this?

[–] BustlingChungus 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Check the math? What do I look like, a numbertician??

[–] Passerby6497 8 points 7 months ago

Damn, I was really hoping to find a mathmagician!

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Goodhart's Law: When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

[–] MJKee9 10 points 7 months ago

My state'a standardized test says kids are "at risk" if they aren't in the top 40% of the test. The top 50% could all be traditional "a-b" students. But because they weren't in the top 80% of a-b students they are at risk for failing academically.... It's so asinine and disheartening. The last half of the year is devoted to this idiotic test. Kids could be learning stuff that will enrich themselves... Instead they are learnig how to take a test better.

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[–] BilboBargains 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Can't explain that.

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[–] MargotRobbie 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But then again, 25 percent of American students are also in the top quartile on standardized tests, so it evens out.

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[–] CluckN 12 points 7 months ago

Nice try everyone knows that the soyjack is on one end and the chad is at the other.

[–] Bookmeat 9 points 7 months ago

Fucking genius.

[–] randon31415 6 points 7 months ago

We need to get kids up to the Lake Woebegone standard!

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