After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

Capitalism

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

Are you not entertained?

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it's bad don't blame me)

Oh! You're home early!

bremdstimks

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

Relationship goals

Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

Naked Lunch

I promise I can stop anytime.

This isn't what it looks like

Double fisting bruh!

I saved you one

Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.

“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”

Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.

Forbidden foursome

"Now kiss."

“I can has werm-burger? “

Honey! I'm home!

Best three-way ever!!

"Great grub!"

Ayyy! Caramba!

double food cricket

First image of Joost Klein's disqualifying behavior at the Eurovision Song Contest

This could be you but you human.

Lunch time

It's time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.

Oh, would you like some?

having your cake, and eating it too

Caterpillar-chucks!