TheDarkestShark

Favorite: Basil Hayden Toasted

Runner up: New Holland Origin

Frequent Buys: Buffalo Trace, Bulleit, and Woodford.

I really like the New Holland Orign, if you can find it I highly reccomend trying it. They do have a cheaper bottle called beer barrel bourbon which is similar but the Orign has a unique smokey taste to it that adds another layer to each sip.

Really good show, it has the whimsical imagination that made a lot of the early rick and morty episodes great. Much more serious and down to earth than rick and morty though. I might rewatch it now since I'm talking about it.

Sovereign's Reign. Great HBO show that got put on Netflix I think.

RAMPAGE!!!

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

A few years back my family and I went to my cousins wedding a few states away, we decided on driving rather than flying due to covid airfare prices. So it was my mom, dad, brother, niece, and myself. My brother and I were both in our late twenties at this point in time so it was kinda weirdly nostalgic.

Anyway, on our way back from the wedding, we were driving through the cornfields of Pennsylvania when we noticed a few oddly parked cars on the side of the road. It was near a stop sign so we had plenty of time to figure out what was going on. A guy on a bicycle was hit by a car and laying on his back surrounded by people on the side of the road.

My mom is a nurse so I immediately asked her if we should pull over, she thought about it for a few seconds and said no we are meeting your sister in Cleveland for dinner and we can't be late. So we kept on driving. A few minutes later, she looks back and realizes how selfish of a decision she just made right in front of my 8 year old niece, so she says we should all pray for the man. Me and my brother just looked at eachother in awe as she proceeds to recite the Hail Mary.

So, kinda like how this man fucks couches?

The setting was a step back in my mind, but god damn was the story good. I first played it on the 360 when it came out and didn't really enjoy it so I never bought the DLCs. Got the collection on PS4 a few years ago and played through all of them back to back. The way the trilogy goes full circle with the DLCs blew my mind and completely changed my opinion of the game.

Reminds me of when Obama came to Flint and asked for a glass of water during his press conference.

No joke, back in highschool I rear-ended someone waiting in line to get in the school parking lot. The song playing was I Can't Stop by Flux Pavillion.

Fucka you whale and a fucka you dolphrin!

I was very appreciative that in Ghost of Tsushima they made the Mongol dogs very dark and amorphous. Almost felt like I was killing demon sheep instead of a dog.