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[–] [email protected] 102 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Some things are just super easy to grow, others take so much effort its too much for the average person. But hell yeah, grow ur own food if u are lucky enough to own a garden.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Yeah. When I lived in NW Florida (ugh), jalapenos grew like weeds in a small pot. Always had way too many.

Also a fun fact: in early spring you can often see green grass-like shoots growing before the grass starts and are quite tall. Those are wild alliums, the same family as garlic, onions and scallions.

[–] NOT_RICK 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We call it onion grass. I’m always yelling at my dog for eating them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Are they bad for dogs? Or are you mad cause you wanted them?

[–] Dasus 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Technically it's poisonous to dogs, yeah. It's a mild poison, but like chocolate (and grapes and raisins), they shouldn't have it.

Leeks are part of the Allium family (which also includes onion, chives, and garlic) and are poisonous to dogs and cats. Garlic is considered to be about 5-times as potent as onion and leeks. Certain breeds and species are more sensitive, including cats and Japanese breeds of dogs (e.g., Akita, Shiba Inu).

https://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/poison/leeks/

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[–] dojan 15 points 6 months ago (15 children)

I struggle so hard with peppers. Jalapeños growing like weeds sounds like a dream.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It might benefit you to know that pepper plants can be kept alive nearly indefinitely if you give them good enough conditions. So if you keep them in a pot, you can trim them and move them inside over cold months (bare stems is fine as long as they don’t dry out), and then in spring they are already super well established and big and start putting out peppers really early.

I never do well with new pepper plants, but second season they produce like crazy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Is garlic easy? Uk climate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Oh i have no idea, i have never grown garlic so far.

Often you can get hardier breeds and i would expect it to be possible in the UK as longs as its not freezing.

This looks like a decent guide. Basically lots of sun, not too much water, lil bit of fertilizer and you are sure to get something.

https://getbusygardening.com/growing-garlic/

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[–] mechoman444 89 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

frantically types on keyboard with the cord stuffed into the dirt

Just got root access.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nice one. Time to traverse the tree.

[–] Prethoryn 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Spanning Tree?

I hear networking one of those is difficult.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sheep... They're woolly... It's wool!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 10 points 6 months ago

Fucking eggs come out of their arses!

Fuckin' 'ell!

[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] robocall 10 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Infinite food glitch.

Their backyard soon:

[–] Doolbs 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

You cannot lose!

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure zoomers just troll boomers who genuinely think the new generation is stupid

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

As a millennial...zoomer humor is soooo much better than boomer humor.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

You don't like boomer humor knee slapper jokes like

"My wife is a bitch, please take her"

And

"Oh look it's a homosexual"

?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Picture of a Minion with the caption: "Tuesday? I thought you said WINE-day."

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[–] azurekevin 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Babe, let's play Stardew Valley IRL like omg

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 32 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Neighbor tried to plant potatoes. She got about six pounds worth of top and no tuber.

We spent weeks debugging and still don't know what went wrong.

[–] HatFullOfSky 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Potatoes you have to keep mounding up with dirt to force the plant to grow more roots (tubers) instead of the leafy tops.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Potato tubers are not actually roots. They are modified stems. So the surest way to force more potatoes is to “hill” them. In the commercial fields this is done with a huge tractor raking soil from in between planting rows and piling it up on the plants. You essentially bury the plants stem as it grows taller. Then the buds on the stem will push out stolons (horizontal underground stems.) these will terminate in tubers, aka: potatoes!

Source: did potato disease research for my PhD.

Additional edit: loose/sandy soil is critical. Too dense of soil and your tubers can’t expand well.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

six pounds worth of top

Where is this neighbor located? Asking for a friend 👀

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[–] Wrench 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

You can just take the bottom bulb from green onions, and just stick it into some dirt. Even when they're old and the green parts are slimy. I never bother watering, and they do just fine.

You can even stick them in a glass of water to get them to freshen up a little, but without dirt for nutrients, they will thin out and die eventually.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

Stop playing God!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] venoft 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The trick with garlic is to just bury it everywhere in your garden where there's space, no need for a vegetable garden. The leaves take minimal space and digging them back up only requires making a small hole, plus they apparently keep some pests away.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

It's happy in a pot on the windowsill, doesn't much care about soil quality, can be harvested just for the greens.

I plant it everywhere though.

[–] Omgarm 15 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Tomatoes are easy to grow! They just take a fuck ton of water.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I hear they're much tastier than what you buy in the store.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This is accurate; grocery store tomatoes are bred for durability rather than taste. The canned tomatoes down the soup aisle are honestly better than the fresh ones in the produce section. A large pot in a sunny corner of your back porch can do a lot better than your local supermarket.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

that applies to pretty much every vegetable out there.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Tomatoes and garlic, what else could you possibly need tbh

[–] officermike 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] TheBat 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eggs.

Btw on average, how many eggs grow on an eggplant?

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[–] dogsnest 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can feed your dog tomatoes, and you don't even have to bother with seeding!

Or fertilizer!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

tiktok feed of threads user.

[–] Sam_Bass 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Picking up gardening at any age is a good thing not only as a way to stay active and keep your pantry better stocked but you also get a good sense of accomplishment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
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