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The hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 37 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] chemical_cutthroat 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Arkaelus 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Fuck it the rest of you are all called Barry Bee Benson

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I second this, and it’s now irrevocably ratified.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank Bejesus, we solved that problem

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Beevis, ffs! I mean, it was right there.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 5 months ago

Right. Beehave!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72 3 points 5 months ago

No, my bee son is also named Bort

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Beers, beets, Beetlestar Galactica.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Surely that’s what UUIDs are for

[–] RGB3x3 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love you b011c1ad-b091-42d4-bc2e-a6c41c8117dc

[–] javasux 12 points 5 months ago

of course it starts with a B

[–] Maalus 26 points 5 months ago
[–] jaybone 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I always wonder, in the multiverse are these unique? Like are GUIDs unique on other planets?

[–] Maalus 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, there is a very very veeeery tiny chance of them not being unique. But it is so incredibly small, it doesn't matter at all. Unless you f-up the way you generate them, you are fine.

[–] jaybone 0 points 5 months ago

I’m kind of just joking about why they have a UUID vs a GUID.

[–] Xeroxchasechase 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Beellezzzebub

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] HonoraryMancunian 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's a sheep's name silly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] then_three_more 10 points 5 months ago

Buzzy Boy

Buzzzy Boy

Buzzzzy Boy

...

[–] sagrotan 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bob one, Bob two, Bob three and George.

[–] jaybone 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

John, Paul, George and Ringo.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 5 months ago

If they'd spelled their band name correctly then the first syllable would've been 🐝

[–] creditCrazy 6 points 5 months ago

Nah the hardest part of keeping bees is dealing with your neighbor who keeps Japanese murder hornets

[–] Driveway4964 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Too bad there wasn't a clan of elves named with B names, there'd be a few hives worth of names in the Silmarillion

[–] Alexstarfire 5 points 5 months ago
[–] Got_Bent 4 points 5 months ago

Beeeeetlejuice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah, remembering all the names is way harder. Not to mention distinguishing the individual bees...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Easy, you just name them after whatevers distinguish that bee. Like if the bee only can see on four of his five eyes, you naturally call him Foureye.

[–] samus12345 4 points 5 months ago
[–] Geldaran 2 points 5 months ago

Nah, the puns make the names easy...

Bee Arthur Beeatrice Bee kind Beetlejuice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

This is wholesome lol

[–] numberfour002 2 points 5 months ago

Susan Bee Anthony, Susan Bee Anthony II, Susan Bee Anthony III, Susan Bee Anthony IV, ..., I could go on but I would not want my fingers to get sore and tired.

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Less problem coming up withem than it would be remembering them all

[–] AnUnusualRelic 3 points 5 months ago

Hiving them little "Hi, my name is..." tags helps a lot.

[–] recklessengagement 1 points 5 months ago

I feel similar about gardening