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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Subtle decor innit?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, they picked a theme and went with it.

[–] waterbogan 1 points 6 months ago

Its not the theme or the going with it, it how badly they went with it. That ceiling decoration in the lounge is so .... wrong. And you can buy repro ornate ceiling mouldings that would actually look OK if applied correctly too

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm not saying I like it, but it probably looks much less garish IRL.
The estate agents have clearly taken the photos on an overcast day, then (with their usual cack-handed approach to photography) fucked with the sliders in Photoshop until the pictures look less dingy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I was with you until I clicked through and started swiping at the pictures.

The aesthetic approach seems to have been circling every area that didn’t have trim and adding trim to it, then doing that again and again and again

[–] morphballganon 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's not hideous, just not the most comfortable-looking either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly with some dark rugs it something it might not be ugly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon 3 points 6 months ago

I would have been stoked to live there in my 20s.

My reasons for not wanting to live there now have more to do with it being an apartment than the aesthetic.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 6 months ago

It’s not hideous

On the other hand... isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

This is where hedonism bot lives.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They say Art Deco, I reckon it is more Louis Quatorze. Imagine going all highfalutin like that and your "kitchen" is just tagged on the side of your living room like a commoner.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it’s the block of flats that’s Art Deco rather than the interior of that particular one, which is as you say more Louis Quatorze. If he’d been from Essex.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, that makee sense as it was built in the 1930s.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I refuse to believe that this isn't a "hidden item" mobile game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The old fashioned way of modern all-in-white style.

[–] uservoid1 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Had to squint to look at these images. How do you keep this place clean? So many places you need to dust.

I like the golden toilet brush.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Simple, servants 🙂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely a place where gold lamé slippers and a silk smoking jacket would fit right in...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

And one of those long cigarette holders.

[–] Etterra 4 points 6 months ago

The Queen of France called, she suggests that you eat cake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

If the toilet is not made of gold, no deal!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I like that there's no escape

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I was surprised to see lions over the couch instead of a reclining nude.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The lions are nude, if that helps...

[–] waterbogan 3 points 6 months ago

Dictator chic on a budget

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Potential buyers:

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This screams "new money" rich.

[–] Death_Equity 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

New money does all white everything.

That is the apartment of the Russian oligarchy lineage, who still think that is the epitome of taste in home design because it was the epitome of taste between Peter the Great and bread lines.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 6 months ago

I guess it's what I think of as 'new money' because it's what 'new money' decorated places like when I was a kid. Everything had to look like it came out of some 18th century dream chateau.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] littlewonder 1 points 4 months ago

It's giving Florida senior living condo.

[–] RBWells 1 points 4 months ago

Location, location, Location. And a reasonable layout.

That is some crazyhouse decor, hopefully it doesn't come furnished.