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[–] [email protected] 80 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This says more about the user with 7,000 opened tabs than anything about firefox

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah there's no practical way to manage thousands of browser tabs in your workflow, that's just digital hoarding.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wish we could resurrect his session just to see how many tabs were duplicates.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Or how much porn they were looking at

[–] amlor 2 points 5 months ago

7470 tabs of porn, duh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Even if you had a system that could ... the average mind isn't able to process and remember that many items of data ... there's a reason why they came up with seven digit phone numbers decades ago ... most people are capable of recalling on average about seven numbers in a sequence ... anything beyond that takes more training ... anything beyond about a hundred things takes years of memory training ... and anything beyond a thousand things is a one a million freak ability combined with training.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

O one one eight nine nine nine, eight eight one nine nine, nine one one nine seven two five.... three!

[–] andrewta 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Everything in my bookmarks is to never be opened again because I just forget about it.

[–] Klear 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the advantage of bookmarks, yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Or session loss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This is why I have about 5k tabs arranged in containers and groups. If I change between topics I hotkey to bring up the grouping panels. Stuff for network management can be left to return to exactly where I left off. Same with the web control panels for my 3d printers. Isolated social media crap, work crap, etc also.

With all the web apps and documentation and references, it's just too much of a pain in the ass to dig up a bookmark only for it to be a forgotten number of pages/scrolls/dynamic bullshit behind. Its like a modern version of losing my position in a school textbook. I'm old and battered enough now that merely being alive is a chore and nobody can tell me to close my tabs.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a developer, this use case is not even an edge case, it's a fringe use case.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

It's more a psychological case

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Tabs are for sites you're currently browsing, not for archival.
There's bookmarks for that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Years ago I wiped a friends IE history with CCleaner.

She freaked out because it turned out she wasn't saving barely any favorites/bookmarks and was relying on the browser's history to "save" her visited websites.

[–] kuneho 19 points 6 months ago

I mean if it retained them for 2 years, that's pretty amazing on its own.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

They still have their history, that's functionality better than having over 7k tabs open.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In the Firefox appdata, there are session backup files. You can restore tabs by just renaming a few files. Don't ask me how I know.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

They did do that, this article just sucks

[–] HexesofVexes 10 points 6 months ago

It wasn't over 9000, looks like the user has to start over again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt 9 points 6 months ago

Rookie numbers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought my friend having 100+ open was bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I often go through a late night browsing session and open up three or four Firefox windows with ten to 12 tabs in each .... but after about an hour it all just becomes too confusing and distracting. So I got in the habit of just nuking everything every hour or so. Just shutdown all of firefox and restart again.

If I found anything significant, then it was bookmarked, noted, turned into a PDF or documented some other way.

Stuff that had a bit of importance go into bookmarks, more important info is noted with the link, stuff that is very important is fully documented, linked and turned into pdf. Everything else is just forgotten because they weren't that important.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

So, a normal user, lol. I may reach 50ish during my "late night browsing" but close them once I'm done. I've fallen into the same 5 websites for everything habit.

[–] carl_dungeon 7 points 6 months ago

What a fucking idiot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

While this might seem like a horror story for those who value their browsing tabs and history (and for systems with Chrome browsers), Hazel retrieved those tabs-of-treasure thanks to the X community explaining how to restore an old Firefox browsing session from the profiles cache.

Good news for her. But I must say that's not a healthy way to use a web browser. Even on my phone at about 50 Firefox tabs I will clear them all. If I was that crazy I would have 10 backup copies of the profiles cache file so I'd never lose it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The article makes me think the user would have some sort of OCD about tabs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There are extensions for this sort of thing... i have probably 40 or 50 tabs stored in groups, but i use a tab group extension to allow me to store tabs based on context, and switch between them easily. Ive got my normal tabs, my shopping tabs, tabs for learning stuff for blender, programming tabs, all grouped off so i normally only ever have 10ish tabs open at a time.

[–] Downcount 3 points 6 months ago

And I felt bad having a tab counter set on ":)"

[–] Vytle 3 points 6 months ago

Lmao just don't be doing that wth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

...and nothing of value was lost...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That reminds me, I need to close some tabs. I have...

Huh, 802 across five windows

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I use quite a decent amount of disk space with tab backups.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thought it was a Beaverton article. Ctrl + Shift + D from time to time people.

ETA: Make the bookmark folder name the days date.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

As ridiculous as this story is, Firefox does kill my tabs way too often. At least on my PCs.

[–] padjakkels 9 points 6 months ago

Its the user,not firefox.

[–] Lightborne -2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

At first I misread it as "Firefox loser uses ...."

quickly realized that my misread also works.