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[-] CallMeButtLove 96 points 2 weeks ago

Counterpoint: tiny terrestrial mammals becoming whales.

[-] [email protected] 105 points 2 weeks ago

Whales came onto land, said fuck this and walked right back into the sea. It is widely regarded as a good decision in whale culture.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I could do that :(

[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 weeks ago

More importantly, actual evolution doesn't change the individual. The "evolution" in Pokémon and Digimon should be called "development".

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, that's better, thank you.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

That's actually what it's called in German. Never thought about the implications of the "X evolved to Y" screens.

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago

Yo, I have chickens. The idea of a chicken the size of a pony is terrifying enough. One the size of a t-rex is nightmare inducing.

I love ours, they're pets that get spolied and coddled. But they are vicious. Our rooster caught a little bluebird, stomped it and ate its head. Took all of thiry seconds. Our hen goes after bugs and just beats them until they're tender and juicy before swallowing.

They would 100% eat us given a chance. Like, at the size they are now, you would not want to fall into a coma long enough for them to get hungry.

[-] marcos 26 points 2 weeks ago

My father once made the mistake of letting himself be surroudee by chicken while having a flesh wound.

A coma is completely unecessary.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I have seen chickens eating chickens.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

It’s a pecking order for a reason.

[-] deania 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I was younger, I used to throw grasshoppers into pens full of baby chicks where they would tear the grasshoppers limb from limb. Also, rats used to live in the henhouse but they don't anymore because the hens killed all the rats.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Have you seen a cassowary foot? It's basically a modern day velociraptor.

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[-] kadu 39 points 2 weeks ago

This title is also misleading, though. By claiming "evolution isn't linear" and then showing a massive dinosaur leading to a chicken, you're suggesting the chicken is a downgrade (otherwise, what "linear" would even mean in this context?).

The chicken is, however, a massive upgrade - for the specific environment it lived in. Well, "proto-chickens", let's say. The actual domesticated chicken is the result of artificial selection.

[-] Glowstick 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The title and the meme are correct. Many people think that evolution means a line of becoming bigger and physically stronger and having more powerful offensive capabilities and smarter and faster etc. But in reality evolution can just as easily mean becoming smaller, weaker, dumber, and slower

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[-] kadu 6 points 2 weeks ago

The issue is precisely in your mix up of "linear progression" and implying "smaller" is somehow a counter argument to that. While it's true evolution isn't linear, being smaller is not a downgrade at all.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

What you said isn't an "upgrade" either. It is just adapting to the changes.

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[-] Jesus_666 11 points 2 weeks ago

Well, "proto-chickens", let's say.

Also known as red junglefowl.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

I adore the total lack of surprise for the 'fridge with machine gun' in the comments here. We all watched Digimon, apparently.

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[-] Jackcooper 29 points 2 weeks ago

Needs 3 stages for balance

The chicken will eventually be a crab

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart 19 points 2 weeks ago

Can you selectively breed chickens back to dinosaurs?

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[-] scifun 10 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Num10ck 15 points 2 weeks ago

i'd rather selectively breed ostriches into rideable flying dragons.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Chickens are already dinosaurs. So...yes?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot to put the lion on two feet and to give it boxing gloves

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nooooo! Not another fire/fighting starter!

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh 17 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure they made the Digimon evolutions while fucked up on coke.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Modern birds almost certainly evolved directly from the Dramaeosaurus, not T. Rex, but otherwise, great meme.

[-] illumrial 17 points 2 weeks ago

No need to be so dramaetic about it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

U sure? Because dromaesaurus lived during the end cretaceous, birds were already a thing. Aurornis, which can be considered the earliest known bird, lived almost 80 million years before dromaesaurus. Even if you meant the dromaesaurid clade, birds aren't usually classified in it, and possibly predate it.

Tho it's true that birds are closer to dromaesaurus than to T-Rex, as birds and romaesaurids are part of the maniraptora clade.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I enjoyed this piece of information

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you. I am glad my time in college has finally found a use!

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget the part where actual evolution requires a lot of sex and dying...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

The discovery of horizontal gene transfer implies that it's more like a web than a tree.

"Biologist Johann Peter Gogarten suggests "the original metaphor of a tree no longer fits the data from recent genome research" therefore "biologists should use the metaphor of a mosaic to describe the different histories combined in individual genomes and use the metaphor of a net to visualize the rich exchange and cooperative effects of HGT among microbes".

I look forward to this dinosaur = chicken colloquialism being inevitably discarded.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's funny, I remember being 7 years old and thinking two things.

  1. T-rex feet look very similarly to chicken feet, they must be descended from the T-Rex.

  2. I'm 7, there's no way this is true.

I immediately wrote it off as being incorrect. There's no way people actually believe this right?

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[-] Thcdenton 11 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't Chicken the closest living relative but not a descendant of T-Rex?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yup, the T. rex is just extinct, chickens are the closest thing genetically speaking (or one of the closest, I'm not sure).

Same reason why humans don't actually descend from monkeys, both monkeys and humans descend instead from a common ancestor that no longer exists. This is why, IMO, Digimon could be a better representation of evolution than Pokémon, since one Digimon can evolve into many different forms, so that kitten could become a fridge, but also a dragon or a knight with cannons, depending on the evolutionary line.

Then again, I doubt any of these were intended as a realistic portrayal of anything at all, least of all the theory of evolution.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Chicken is equally close to T. Rex as all other birds. They all go back to the same common bird-ancestor who was a relative of T. Rex.

T. rex is more closely related to birds than to all non-theropod dinosaurs.

T. rex also lived closer to us in time than to Stegosaurus.

Same reason why humans don’t actually descend from monkeys, both monkeys and humans descend instead from a common ancestor that no longer exists

But that ancestor was a monkey! We are monkey, you can't evolve your way out of a clade.

This is why, IMO, Digimon could be a better representation of evolution than Pokémon, since one Digimon can evolve into many different forms, so that kitten could become a fridge, but also a dragon or a knight with cannons

But that is specifically not how evolution works. You can't evolve your way out of a clade, everything a cat would evolve into, would also be a cat. Maybe a weird cat, maybe a whale-cat (like whales are still ungulates, even if they are really weird ones) but still a cat. You can't evolve out of your ancestry.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, monkeys are an evolutionary group. Technically, we are monkeys, as well as being apes, hominids, mammals, humans, tetrapods, etc.

[-] Son_of_dad 10 points 2 weeks ago

My grandpa used to have backyard chickens. I saw a couple of chickens completely brutalize and dismember a field mouse that had made it into their coop. I also have a pet parrot, he's small, but if that little fucker was 6' tall and pissed off, I'd be dead. Even at his size he can mess you up. If dinosaurs were just bigger versions of current chickens, they'd eat us all.

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[-] NounsAndWords 8 points 2 weeks ago

Technically, it is very much linear. It's just it doesn't always go the way we feel like it should.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wait... pokemon evolved from female to male??

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Well, there's Azurill. That was an actual glitch that happened due to DVs being a factor for gender, if I remember correctly.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's a puma, not a lioness.

Though you might still be right. I'm not sure if there are clear visual indicators in pumas.

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