I'll be honest, I'm of similar age and if my partner went "does the man want his appy slices", there is no way I won't go "fuck yeah this man wants his appy slices"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

Who doesn't really tho

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

I'm not 30 yet but I have a feeling in 8 years I'll still hustle on over if someone asked me if I want appy sices

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

As a man, if I'm offered some Appy slices, regardless of who is offering, you better believe I'm going to get me some fucking Appy slices.

[–] Sanctus 16 points 9 months ago

I'm not a tortoise nor am I 30 (just barely) and if you offer me appy slices I'm hustlin' over, too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Turtles are GOATed and chill as fuck

[–] Darthjaffacake 4 points 9 months ago

🥹that's adorable

[–] Thcdenton 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I love tortoises. I'd love to rescue one when I can afford to.