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[–] MrJameGumb 68 points 2 months ago (5 children)

This is true right up to the point where a bird swoops down and eats you alive

[–] Godnroc 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This just keeps getting better!

[–] kn33 21 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

This is the last panel on that Bernie Sanders meme were he gets more and more excited.. Sign me up!

[–] humorlessrepost 19 points 2 months ago
[–] BreadOven 5 points 2 months ago

That's the cherry on top.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I mean, at least that sounds quick.

[–] numberfour002 59 points 2 months ago

Maybe relevant:

You wake up.

You're still a lizard sunning on a red rock.

It was all a dream.

The concept of selling "Feet pics" to pay back "Student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.

Time to eat a bug.

[–] hswolf 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The only downside I can see is retaining my human sentience. Be that the case, life would be an even harder struggle, to hunt food everyday and try to not get eaten alive by predators.

[–] nifty 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just go ribbit ribbit, what’s hard about that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Frog harder.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's okay. Baleful polymorph doesn't leave you with your faculties

the target’s normal game statistics are replaced by those of the new form

Toads have int(elligence) = 1

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't you be a super smart for a frog? I'd find a place that's sturdy with a bunch of spiders to mouch off of and maybe befriend a dog, honestly frog life homesteading could be pretty sweet

[–] Sam_Bass 18 points 2 months ago

Ribbited for her displeasure

[–] reillypascal 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think I'd like to be an elephant. They're very smart and social, they don't have to chase after their food, and they're too big for anything to eat. As a human who appreciates animals though, frogs are still my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’d like to be a manatee. Aside from boats it’s a pretty chill life. Amphibians are rad though, and I’d take being a frog or a toad. 🐸

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No paws to hold the phone though. But maybe it’s for the best?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

...Some day we'll find it,
The rainbow connection
The lovers,
the dreamers,
and me.

[–] ekZepp 1 points 2 months ago

Quick! Jump into the water before she undo the curse! ...you lucky bastard!