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[–] [email protected] 116 points 2 months ago (8 children)

What do people do with all this fucking money? That's just too much money.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It’s an addiction in the most literal sense of the word. Going after money is the most default of all possible goals, so it’s a way to avoid facing choices in life.

Money’s numerical, which means you can always in theory make a decision without having to think or feel. Bigger number = better choice.

Just like cocaine or video games or jerking off, it’s a way to get dopamine flowing without figuring anything out.

I’ve found that any time I actually emerge from poverty, I encounter a deep existential dread that’s basically covered up by the struggle. Because I don’t know what my next goal is after getting out of the pit.

So my subconscious finds a way to just fall back into the pit.

One solution to this is to view “more money” with the same urgency no matter how financially secure I am.

I don’t seem to be capable of that. I know it would be handy in some ways to be driven to always rise on the money ladder, but the thought of trying to awaken and cultivate that pattern in myself feels like more of a cost than a benefit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Virtually every single thing I stress about in my life is in one way or another related to money. It's not spending money I'm into - it's having it. I have way more money saved up than anyone else I know but I still want more. You can call it an addiction but it's what gives me the peace of mind. 1 million euros is the number I have in mind about how much I'd need to have money saved up untill I would consider it enough. I'm nowhere even close that amount so it's safe to assume that money is going to remain among the top priorities for the rest of my life.

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[–] surewhynotlem 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Buy politicians so they can do more shit to make more money. Money is the end game

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And then what? If you have bought everything you will ever need, what else would you want the money for? They have enough money for their great great great children.

[–] einlander 10 points 2 months ago

That's when you find that they are using the money to do obscene things in clubs or on islands.

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[–] Anticorp 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Mansions, supercars, yachts, maids, private chefs, expensive trips in their private airplanes. Those are the things that at least make sense. But then they start doing really stupid stuff like spending $45,000 for a light fixture in their house when most people have light fixtures that cost a hundred bucks. They buy T-shirts that cost $1200 just because of the label. They literally eat gold on $20,000 deserts that are powdered with gold dust and gold flake. They get bored of having everything they could ever want and start acting like fucking idiots. A normal person that has already had every single desire they've ever had met would start looking to benefit the less fortunate. Not these fucks. Instead they put diamonds on the soles of their shoes and pursue even more money that they'll never be able to spend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Somewhat unrelated, but "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" from Paul Simon is a fucking banger

[–] Anticorp 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

She's a rich girl, she don't try to hide it. Diamonds on the soles of her shoes.

He's a poor boy, empty as a pocket. Empty as a pocket, with nothing to lose.

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[–] _sideffect 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You think that's a lot, our brains can't even comprehend how much 200 billion actually is (bozos and tusk)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It takes this ceo 4000 years to earn 200 billion

[–] slaacaa 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Best explanation for the difference between a million and a billion: a million seconds is 12 days, a billion seconds is 31 years.

While we are angry at the guys who maybe stole a few months, there are people who have stolen centuries and millenias. The warner CEO is closer to being homeless, than being a billionaire (though neither is realistic).

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[–] Skullgrid 12 points 2 months ago

they buy politicians, buy things that make them more money, custom artisinal services, etc

[–] irotsoma 8 points 2 months ago

Brag about it and use it as leverage for power. The money doesn't actually exist, it's stock mostly that gets instantly created from nothing. But they can use the idea of its existence to take other people's real money for the things they want and the rest is just other people agreeing to do what they want because of the idea of power that having it conveys.

[–] someguy3 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haven't you heard? They create jobs with it! So many jobs! (/s)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Oooooohhhh, silly me. I forgot about the trickle down economy. I'm such an idiot 🤦🏾‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

SEE, PIRACY IS KILLING THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!

That could have been a 100 million or even 200 million compensation package. Oh that poor.... POOR guy. What have we done?

[–] pufferfisherpowder 10 points 2 months ago

Clearly we have not been good enough pirates. Time to sail the high seas!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (20 children)
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[–] GraniteM 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only thing I ever hear about David Zaslav is how he's a notorious piece of shit who only makes terrible decisions about how to further ruin the reputation of his company. That, and now about how he's getting a huge raise.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope this is true, because the bullshit we are fed is that they earn those incomes by their performance. This would be an obvious slap in the face for that argument.

I know it's all bullshit, but it's nice to have direct evidence that it's bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not like it's hard to find other examples. Musk, Fiorina, hell, Trump? Just off the top of my head.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 5 points 2 months ago

Trump literally wears a nappy and shits himself on the regular... And has done for at least as long as the apprentice

[–] Shelbyeileen 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Noted that this is the face of the person who ruined the lives of my friends and former coworkers. In case anyone doesn't know, everything Rooster Teeth will be vanishing in like 2 weeks thanks to Warner Brothers. I finally get my dream job as a Production Designer on Simple Walk into Mordor, then this...

[–] PrettyLights 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rooster Teeth leadership and their top talent made many mistakes on their own that contributed to its demise.

[–] captainlezbian 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this was really a collective clusterfuck. I still wish they’d do something with RWBY though. It was terrible but beautifully and uniquely so

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I don’t get the headline.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer 33 points 2 months ago

Stretching here, maybe trying to imply the raise comes due to cutting jobs or raises of lower level employees.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He can give himself a 25% raise worth several tens of millions of dollars which he made thanks to the hard work of the employees at WB, but these employees get next to nothing during a time where every basic needs like food and shelter are increasingly expensive.

A big part of that money should go to the employees.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I understood it to be mocking the headline's passive tone. The CEO is the one with much of the power to increase their own pay in a company, but the article is talking about it like some unknown magical entity just gifted this guy with $50 million.

And I think it's also combined with the general sentiment that anyone making that much is stealing from workers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The only issue with that is there is a corporate board and shareholders (only non-binding votes to show approval or displeasure i read in the nyt piece), but cant say you're not wrong either in terms of the board. And maybe something to do with this:

Pay packages like these — when entertainment companies have been walloped by the shift to streaming from traditional television — played a major role in the union strikes. “They plead poverty, that they’re losing money left and right when giving hundreds of millions of dollars to their C.E.O.s,” Fran Drescher, the president of the actors’ union, said at July rally. “It is disgusting.”

Most of the big media companies slashed costs in 2023, laying off thousands of people and announcing plans to make fewer movies and television shows. But Mr. Zaslav and his lieutenants have been particularly aggressive, even shelving nearly finished content like “Batgirl” and “Coyote vs. Acme.” https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/19/business/media/david-zaslav-pay-package.html

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

From a communist lens, the money to give the CEO a raise is the value of labor that workers provided, taken by the CEO instead of shared among the workers who provided it.

So (from that lens) the money going to the CEO is being stolen from the workers, the money is the car in the analogy. But the headline is framing the situation as "X got this thing worth a lot" without considering where the value came from.

Workers whose labor value have been stolen are like a person whose car was stolen, waking up to a positively-framed article about someone else receiving the stolen goods.

[–] Anticorp 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think someone misinterpreted the Discovery network name, thinking it meant he found it. That was my initial impression.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No, it's most likely about the layoffs and pay cuts the companies do to their employees to give themselves a raise.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

It'd take a revolution to get to tax the billionaires. Why stop at "tax"?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

We have moved well beyond the taxing stage. We need a giant wood chipper

[–] Dasus 9 points 2 months ago

Wood chippers require energy and can be expensive. A guillotine is rather easy to make, requires no electricity and is easy to build from things at hand for everyone.

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[–] feedum_sneedson 8 points 2 months ago

The level of inequality in the world makes me want to die. I'm not enough of a dick, and I'm kind of a dick. I don't want to be part of it, it's horrible.

[–] Fedizen 6 points 2 months ago

Imagine "Discovering" somebody's bank account

[–] DrElementary 5 points 2 months ago

Kris Straub drew me a cross between an Ent as a Vulcan once

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