submitted 1 month ago by ickplant to c/lemmyshitpost
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[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

I beseech you to find articles in modern newspapers where people are described as whispering or speaking politely. Sounds wonderful.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" Dumbledore asked, calmly.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago


[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Isildur, did you cast the ring into the mountain of fire?

[-] merari42 35 points 1 month ago

Angelo, the house is on fire! No mother it's just the northern lights

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Little known fact, Angelo was the real life inspiration for the "This is fine" dog.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds 32 points 1 month ago

I definitely read "is it a bad fire, my good man?" In the voice of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Ah, I see you know your combustion well.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ending sentences with "my good man" is very nice my friend.

[-] kinsnik 26 points 1 month ago

I like that the fireman was so polite and whisper, so to not disturb him during his relax time

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Something similar happened to me as well. Though I didn't sit in the bathtub but was playing on my PC and didn't hear anyone knocking because of the headphones. No fireman entered my apartment but I decided to take a look what smelled so funny and why there are so many blinking lights.

[-] ickplant 11 points 1 month ago

That must have been scary! Glad you're ok!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

tbh I was more like "Welp.. need to wait outside then, I guess."

It was just a small fire because some dickhead burned a backpack on the basement for whatever reason. Not much smoke or anything.

Today it's more like a funny story you tell friends or when dating. One might even say I played through the fire and flames. Ü

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How did they know about the song in Angelo's heart? And, more importantly, what song was it?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This sounds like the intro to a porno.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I wish I had an ounce of this man's chill

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The answer is drugs

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Back when everything in your home wasn't so insanely flammable.

[-] CommissarVulpin 4 points 1 month ago

January 27, 1936 was a Monday

[-] samus12345 8 points 1 month ago

So this presumably happened on Jan. 25th.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's likely the date the article was written, not the date it happened.

[-] CommissarVulpin 6 points 1 month ago

Oh, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t even see “Saturday night” in the article lol. Whenever I see old dates I like looking up what day of the week it was on, just for fun.

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