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[–] Hobbes_Dent 86 points 8 months ago (2 children)

*returns 65 million years later*

*the primates are waving their cocks and weapons at us*

Ack ack

[–] AtariDump 10 points 8 months ago

/r/ACK

Sorry, old habits die hard.

[–] humorlessrepost 0 points 8 months ago

The gun is good!

[–] Orbituary 25 points 8 months ago

"Fuckin' A." is the only correct response.

[–] TheBeege 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I recommend looking up The Deathworlders for a similar feeling. Or better yet, the origin story for that from the Humanity Fuck Yeah community. I forget the exact name, but something Jenkins.

[–] HappycamperNZ 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jenkinsverse

I personally prefered "Prey" and "first contact" that is now longer than the Harry Potter and LOTR series combined.

[–] TheBeege 2 points 8 months ago

Ohh, sweet. I'll look those up. Thank you!

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot 12 points 8 months ago

It's the only way to be sure

[–] SLVRDRGN 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In reality, it's our best guess that a rock accidentally floated by the earth and did the damage as a random act of nature. How could we know if an alien race hurled that rock at Earth on purpose? Or even used a weapon to do it - could we tell something like that just from our geological record/proofs? I imagine we'd still conclude an accidental rock.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For this to happen, we have to assume so much. Like we are not alone in this universe and that being is aggressive. Also have the ability to move large matter.

OR.... we can just assume with things we do know that happens to other planets. That meteor happens to many planets including outs.

[–] Brickhead92 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think I'm picking up what you're putting down. You're saying that the universe itself knew that dinosaurs were too OP and needed to be stopped before the situation got out of hand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Bro, that's... Exactly what I mean, but also, Aliens.

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That’s a really nice thinking exercise.

Makes me wonder why the aliens didn’t come back to the planet after nuking it. Or have they already arrived?

If they haven’t, why nuke a planet that one doesn’t plan to use?

[–] Cringe2793 1 points 8 months ago

Maybe we're the aliens who came back after nuking the planet.

[–] t_berium 1 points 8 months ago

Exterminatus it is. Anyway, whats for lunch?