I've been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2024
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Did you miss the part where you're supposed to disappear down a pipe into the sewers?
I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)
If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I'll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we're trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush...
I was fired from sperm bank for drinking on the job, discord ruined my life :(
I've just been running around a dark room, eating pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
you're playing the wrong games my friend.
For a few seconds this could have been a shit post. But when you see it, its shitpost.
Wallpaper Engine cause all of this touble
Wallpaper Engine 2 fixed the issues from the first one, but Wallpaper Engine 3 was just a different game with the Wallpaper Engine name slapped on the box.
Wallpaper Engine 4 was a greedy cash grab full of micro transactions and bugs.
Good social/political cartoons simplify a problem to its basic elements and make fun of whatever is contributing to a problem. Bad ones oversimplify a complex issue and are just an illustrated version of closed-minded griping. Actual “humor” is optional.
Guess which one the above is.
It started off as griping but then someone added wallpaper engine
But it has 3d videogame car, and videogame bad!
(this image is likely a troll making fun of some reactionary comic)
Basic elements, such as Wallpaper Engine, of course
Funny?
Yeah. It's all video games.
Nothing to do with years brutal bullying, social excommunication and schools "boys will be boys" attitude.
I think it's absolutely hilarious that there are people who genuinely think it's better to ban violent video games than to take away the stuff that enables you to shoot people. If only there were any crime statistics that prove beyond any doubt they're dead wrong. Sigh.
Ahh Wallpaper Engine, my favorite game
Alright seems like Imma gonna need to get me a claymore and go conquer some of them castles
Looks like it was drawn by someone who's only vaguely aware of what controllers and consoles look like, as expected.
They only vaguely understand what humans look like, so...
Is the Wallpaper Engine any good?
It's the best!
I play it every day
Ok that one got me. Well done.
why do these people have two TVs in the same room facing each other
So their kid can "play" Wallpaper Engine while their parents watch news, of course
I don't remember how or when I got Wallpaper Engine in my Steam library. Should I be worries?
No, but we should be.
It's an American problem.
We are right next door and Canada has had less murders in 25 years than America has in one.
You all hate each other so much you have zero empathy and hair trigger tempers. Add a plethora of guns to the mix and you have a powder keg that never stops going off.
You have a constant stream of media telling you to be angry all the time, I get it, we get a lot of that crap crossing the border and being online with Americans makes me fucking angry but you have to just walk away from the constant noise. I know because I have to do the same. The internet isn't an escape anymore, it's a war zone and I'm so tired of fighting.
I'm just so fucking tired.