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[–] IHateReddit 137 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I love how every commenter has a different answer to the question

[–] Betch 66 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think "Only half the time." is actually the correct answer here.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

No clearly the answer is “kinda” it justifies everything.

[–] garbagebagel 44 points 8 months ago

And every single one of those is accurate

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

The answer has a spread wider than those cheeks are going to be.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

It has happened again

Meta.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 8 months ago (1 children)

not really but also kinda? it feels like getting your ass fucked i dunno what you wanna hear..

prob more detail than you want so spoilerit's like asking if cumming and peeing feel the same, they are distinctly different but kinda similarish in that fluid is being moved..

pooping is like just a bodily function, you push and things fall out.. wipe and flush and move on.. not much emotion other than relief.

Getting ass fucked is completely different, it's like having one of your most intimate areas opened up and penetrated in a way that simultaneously feels taboo but amazing at the same time. You aren't pushing you are relaxing and there is a thing inside you hitting parts you didn't even know you had. Your ass being stretched and held open, if you are properly relaxed it feels amazing, if you are nervous and clenching then it can be painful for both parties. If you have a prostate then getting that hit will force prostate fluid out and you won't really cum but just sorta start leaking fluid, it's wild. The term for this is prostate milking..

Over all there is just a whole host of sensations and emotions involved in proper anal such that describing it as reverse pooping is not really accurate. Are there overlaps? Yes, but it's still a very unique experience.

[–] DaBabyAteMaDingo 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn nigga it was just a meme

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

WAS. Was just a meme. Now it's a shared experience.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I said prob more detail than ya want... I tried to warn you, if you clicked then you wanted to know

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[–] HowManyNimons 98 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 91 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (14 children)

Kinda? It's not exactly like that, but close enough. You can always stick something up there and get a feel for it yourself, ya know.

Edit: So I can't stop thinking about this and had to come back to this post: Does it feel different for a woman? Like, they don't have prostates, so would anal not feel as good? Or is the G-spot/skenes (whatever that raspberry feeling chunk of nerves inside the vagina is called) situated such that it's more or less the same? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you're sticking up there has a flared base so you don't end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.

[–] the_grass_trainer 31 points 8 months ago

I don't care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.

[–] Betch 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won't have to go to the ER. That's cool too.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Use a cucumber. That way if it's gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like "I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻‍♂️"

[–] werefreeatlast 9 points 8 months ago

Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn't, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.

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[–] MJKee9 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Without a base... Without a trace.... Thank you jjgo!

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[–] stoicmaverick 20 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.... Or that's how I remember it anyway.

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[–] DocMcStuffin 73 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You can try it and find out.

[–] Maven 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Whirling_Ashandarei 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

R u a grill?

If so, charcoal or propane?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Damn it Bobby. That boy ain't right

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[–] blotz 38 points 8 months ago

Fuck around and find out

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[–] KuroiKaze 38 points 8 months ago (8 children)

If you're a dude it's gonna feel way better than that

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Only if you're doing it wrong

When he pulls out it definitely feels like you're shitting the bed though

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[–] BluesF 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Betch 20 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If anal feels like reverse shitting you need to eat more fiber

[–] Zehzin 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Eat jars full of lube. Two birds, one stone.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

It absolutely does. At least the first time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Bunnylux 11 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Occasionally

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