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[–] Moops 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 6 months ago

I bet she’s wild in bed.

[–] ettyblatant 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Youthful me, up for anything : shit, I'll have what she's having! Deeply depressed me in the world today : dang, and she wasn't even on drugs..

[–] frankgrimeszz 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They found drug paraphernalia on her, but didn’t say exactly what.

[–] tourist 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, we definitely know she had a lighter.

[–] whereisk 3 points 6 months ago

What if she used magic?

Tap for spoilermatches

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the face of someone who's manic as fuck, fyi. Almost certainly she's bipolar

[–] iAvicenna 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat 6 points 6 months ago

She??? I thought that was Mark Hamill!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait, is she thinking that's how you welcome a witch or is that how she believes witches welcome people? I couldn't find an attached article and this is bugging me now...

[–] frankgrimeszz 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Rolando 18 points 6 months ago

Believing it was her friend’s home, she said she knocked on the front door three times, but no one answered. She claimed the home had a sign that read, “Witches Welcome.” She then reportedly told officers that she was a witch herself and decided to set some clothing and a few of the items she had just collected on fire.

She reportedly emphasized that she did not intend for the fire to harm anyone or get out of control and damage the property.

You know... I bet a good lawyer could get her off of the "reckless use of fire" charges.

[–] lessthanluigi 11 points 6 months ago

She made the fatal mistake of smiling in her mug shot

[–] Thcdenton 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

God damm it. Theres so many people like this in my town. Some people need to just stay at home.

[–] TotallynotJessica 1 points 6 months ago

As long as they answer the door!