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[–] [email protected] 275 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

or with parental consent.

Eww, that line tells you all you need to know about this guy. And the fact that this is actually legal in some states is disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He prefers a woman who is "damaged" because he thinks she'll put up with being treated like a broodmare.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

As if he even needed to say that, the only people who would respond to this would be especially damaged lol.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Let's not give him that much credit, a woman is acceptable but he'd prefer a child who is damaged, with parental consent of course.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon 67 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago
[–] EdibleFriend 15 points 6 months ago

That's mudblood talk.

[–] Lemming421 172 points 6 months ago (8 children)

53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?

Excuse me while I go and vomit.

[–] Chocrates 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, I'm getting divorced at 35 and matching with women younger than 30 freaks me out. This mf'r wants a 17yr old? Yuck.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Possibly younger with parental consent!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Wonder how young it can be by Texas laws, but also don't want to look it up and be put on a watchlist.

[–] fjordbasa 17 points 6 months ago

If you’re not trying to help someone get an abortion or gender-affirming care, you’re probably safe. Those are the real issues! (Sarcastic, if not clear, and referencing the absurd reporting websites some states have set up)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

According to Wikipedia, Texas doesn't have a "with parental consent" law. If he's 53, she's gotta be 17 or older. They wouldn't be able to get married until she turned 18.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I got divorced in my late 20s, and started dating again around 30. A girl I had met who was 21 asked me why I hadn't asked her out, and the truth was she seemed way out of my league - very attractive person, very bright. So I went out with her, and she was nice, but I just couldn't do it because she seemed so young. Not immature, just young. And it was so strange going out with someone who hadn't even seen the same TV shows as I watched growing up, which sounds superficial, but it was honestly weird.

I just can't imagine dating someone decades younger than me. An underage person with a 53-year-old is just gross.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 6 months ago (4 children)

"… or with parental consent."

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 51 points 6 months ago (12 children)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

Jfc I didn't even process that on the first read. Instant creep factor x10.

[–] fluxion 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also needs to be "damaged", not just any random happy-go-lucky minor.

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[–] ObsidianZed 25 points 6 months ago

Yeah that made me physically shudder.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 6 months ago (4 children)

"or with parental consent"

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It’s the @yahoo.com that fully sent me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Only an @aol.com would have been better.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's why I didn't edit the whole thing. It could only be better if it was Hotmail.

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[–] PointyDorito 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This was really funny until that last part. What the fuck

[–] [email protected] 75 points 6 months ago

Yeah, what kind of sick fuck uses Yahoo email...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 24 points 6 months ago

Thinking of emailing him and just saying "I give parental consent, send me your credit card".

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This guy has a breeding kink and decided to post it on FB.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It’s not a kink if you believe God told you to do it.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Man, giving internet access to the unhinged might have been a bad idea but it IS very entertaining to say the least.

[–] masquenox 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd say these people need Jesus... but they'd shoot Jesus for trespassing.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Did he get parental consent to procreate? We should talk to his mom and dad

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 26 points 6 months ago

"I'm real." Obviously, he sounds too good to be true...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To paraphrase Serenity,

“Ah, BonesOfTheMoon, you always bring me the very best insanity.”

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ahahahahah. I'm here to serve. This is what I get for being a fake Nazi on Facebook.

[–] Aganim 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oof, talking about taking one for the team.. Your service is much appreciated. 🫡

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 14 points 6 months ago

Nazis are the most humorless people on earth. That's why they are Nazis. Take it from me.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

I'm real

Such a perfect specimen of manliness surely can't exist in our cold, imperfect reality.

[–] massacre 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I genuinely thought I was reading /c/lemmy_shitpost - great googilly moogilly

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[–] yemmly 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Come on ladies, give him a chance. What could go wrong?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Remember he has that unjabbed blood lol.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The rest of you are correct. I want to loop back to the start.

"God's instincts"? The fuck man. The church of my youth would string him up for suggesting that either "God operates on instinct" or that "human's should operate on instinct".

[–] Smoogs 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Imagine answering every email that has URGENT in it. This sounds like a bot.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 12 points 6 months ago

I maybe took Ambien last night and sent him one. Haha. It said urgent, ur a pedo.

[–] spittingimage 16 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure that if he actually went Grizzly Adams he'd die, but the thought of him being out in the wilderness and off the internet is strangely appealing.

[–] partial_accumen 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is fake.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 16 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Single? Shocking!

Damaged? In the brain, surely.

If this is the best humanity can do, then we are doomed and cursed.

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