or with parental consent.
Eww, that line tells you all you need to know about this guy. And the fact that this is actually legal in some states is disturbing.
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He prefers a woman who is "damaged" because he thinks she'll put up with being treated like a broodmare.
As if he even needed to say that, the only people who would respond to this would be especially damaged lol.
Let's not give him that much credit, a woman is acceptable but he'd prefer a child who is damaged, with parental consent of course.
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At 53 at that. Ugh.
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That's mudblood talk.
53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?
Excuse me while I go and vomit.
Yeah, I'm getting divorced at 35 and matching with women younger than 30 freaks me out. This mf'r wants a 17yr old? Yuck.
Possibly younger with parental consent!
Wonder how young it can be by Texas laws, but also don't want to look it up and be put on a watchlist.
If you’re not trying to help someone get an abortion or gender-affirming care, you’re probably safe. Those are the real issues! (Sarcastic, if not clear, and referencing the absurd reporting websites some states have set up)
According to Wikipedia, Texas doesn't have a "with parental consent" law. If he's 53, she's gotta be 17 or older. They wouldn't be able to get married until she turned 18.
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I got divorced in my late 20s, and started dating again around 30. A girl I had met who was 21 asked me why I hadn't asked her out, and the truth was she seemed way out of my league - very attractive person, very bright. So I went out with her, and she was nice, but I just couldn't do it because she seemed so young. Not immature, just young. And it was so strange going out with someone who hadn't even seen the same TV shows as I watched growing up, which sounds superficial, but it was honestly weird.
I just can't imagine dating someone decades younger than me. An underage person with a 53-year-old is just gross.
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"… or with parental consent."
Jfc I didn't even process that on the first read. Instant creep factor x10.
Also needs to be "damaged", not just any random happy-go-lucky minor.
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Yeah that made me physically shudder.
It’s the @yahoo.com that fully sent me.
That's why I didn't edit the whole thing. It could only be better if it was Hotmail.
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This was really funny until that last part. What the fuck
Yeah, what kind of sick fuck uses Yahoo email...
Thinking of emailing him and just saying "I give parental consent, send me your credit card".
Man, giving internet access to the unhinged might have been a bad idea but it IS very entertaining to say the least.
I'd say these people need Jesus... but they'd shoot Jesus for trespassing.
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Did he get parental consent to procreate? We should talk to his mom and dad
"I'm real." Obviously, he sounds too good to be true...
To paraphrase Serenity,
“Ah, BonesOfTheMoon, you always bring me the very best insanity.”
Ahahahahah. I'm here to serve. This is what I get for being a fake Nazi on Facebook.
Oof, talking about taking one for the team.. Your service is much appreciated. 🫡
Nazis are the most humorless people on earth. That's why they are Nazis. Take it from me.
I'm real
Such a perfect specimen of manliness surely can't exist in our cold, imperfect reality.
I genuinely thought I was reading /c/lemmy_shitpost - great googilly moogilly
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Come on ladies, give him a chance. What could go wrong?
The rest of you are correct. I want to loop back to the start.
"God's instincts"? The fuck man. The church of my youth would string him up for suggesting that either "God operates on instinct" or that "human's should operate on instinct".
Imagine answering every email that has URGENT in it. This sounds like a bot.
I maybe took Ambien last night and sent him one. Haha. It said urgent, ur a pedo.
I'm pretty sure that if he actually went Grizzly Adams he'd die, but the thought of him being out in the wilderness and off the internet is strangely appealing.
Please tell me this is fake.
Negatory.
Single? Shocking!
Damaged? In the brain, surely.
If this is the best humanity can do, then we are doomed and cursed.
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