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[–] sadeiko 322 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Best interaction with an antimasker:

Them: masks don't work

Me: We'll I'm going to wear one anyway

Them: Well then you're just traping the germs against your face

Me: so you're saying they block germs?

[–] kamenlady 167 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

They even stated the correct reason to wear a mask: to trap the germs against my face, so others don't get infected

It's like they don't compute the idea behind it, it stops at me me me

[–] [email protected] 75 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My favorite reply to them is that it's America and I can do whatever I want, I'll call them snowflakes too whenever appropriate. They get pissed when you insinuate they're anti American lul.

[–] MotoAsh 40 points 7 months ago

Well, it's only fair, seeing as they ARE anti-American.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i've just recently seen the same with pro 2a people. It was on a video about inclusive gun safety training, because the 2a is quite literally, for everyone. SO many people in the comments were saying something along the lines of "well if we trained them, then they might kill us"

Yeah no shit. What do you think they thought of you prior to this moment huh? Just utter fucking ignorance for anything more than a mere shred of intellectual thought being put into whatever they say. Not to mention that this is borderline authoritarian policy by nature but that's the other funny part.

[–] slingstone 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Didn't gun control ramp up when the Black Panthers started exercising their rights to bear arms? Funny thing is the Panthers seem much more like a "well-regulated militia" than this Wild West, permitless carry, anything goes BS.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Someone once told me that the box in which masks came in says "doesn't protect from viruses", as if it was hidden-in-plain-sight proof that masks don't work.

Yeah, they don't protect the user from viruses, they protect other people. The box is technically correct, Patricia, there is no conspiracy here.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It is humorous that these people think that they have some secret knowledge that only they know and they feel so much power because of it. Except that the information they know is incorrect and they just end up looking like an idiot.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think they actually do understand but don't have enough empathy with other people to see it as their responsibility to protect other people from their viruses.

Not that someone as perfect as them would ever sick enough to potentially infect others...

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[–] mods_are_assholes 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

While it is fun to tweak their titties with this, it will make zero difference on their position because their position wasn't arrived at by rational thought.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Please stop you’re going to break them! 😂

[–] FuglyDuck 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My favorite interactions was going into Walmart.

It was mid/early spring, right as things were starting to lockdown. I wasn’t wearing a jacket cuz it was glorious out.

Some old boomer lady started harassing me over not wearing a jacket and blah blah blah.

She wouldn’t shut up, and was blocking me from walking in, so I faked a sneeze. The look of horror on her face as she fled.

(And I’m pretty sure that was also the fastest time in and out of a Walmart…)

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[–] MeaanBeaan 72 points 7 months ago (7 children)

You're assuming these people believe we even send things to space. I had a serious ass conversation recently with my father's roommate. Typical conspiracy theorist ding dong. Full on flat earther and everything. I asked him how he thinks GPS works if the earth was flat. He admitted he didn't know but then when I started to explain how it works by pinging satellites we put up in space he cut me off and said space isn't real. Like legitimately thinks space isn't real. He on a separate occasion also complained that we didn't need to wear masks during covid because we apparently make our own viruses in our bodies and viruses don't spread between people.

These people don't even understand how logic works. Let alone that people could be smarter than they are.

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[–] doingthestuff 68 points 7 months ago (11 children)

I just want affordable healthcare

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, the answer to that doesn't lie in science but in politics.

[–] BoxerDevil 13 points 7 months ago

But I took a course in college Called political Science. So what about that mister science man?

[–] Duamerthrax 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Ask the military industrial complex. Too much good applicable science and tech comes from space exploration.

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[–] slingstone 55 points 7 months ago (5 children)

People act like their mamas never told 'em to cover their damned mouths when they cough or sneeze. It's the same damned thing, only masks work much better at keeping your filthy germs from infecting other people.

Common sense ain't common, they say, and this anti-mask nonsense is just proof that it's true.

[–] NegativeInf 21 points 7 months ago

But don't you know? Having symptoms like "drier mouth," "fogged glasses," and "smelling your own breath" are much more dangerous than a virus that killed a million Americans at least.

What it really tells me it that the mouth breathers are crazier than we gave them credit for.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago (7 children)

But surely you must understand how someone, having failed all of their classes and then dropped out of school altogether, understands complex matters better than the people who are brilliant, have international acclaim, and devoted like 5 decades of their lives to study that same thing?

Or you know, at least watched this 11-minute video?

And if you do, can you explain it to me? :-P So far all I have is "Might Makes Right", but somehow that seems to be lacking something...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They failed because they’re obviously smarter than science and not the other way around.

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[–] Randelung 35 points 7 months ago (6 children)

So they just deny space exploration. Easy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

While using a smartphone with nano chips and GPS, based on satellites and Einstein's General Relativity.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Flat earthers and moon landing deniers have entered the chat...

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am reasonably sure that a fair many conservatives feel that they are entitled to their biases and fallacies and the world must bend to these biases.

[–] mods_are_assholes 23 points 7 months ago (8 children)

It's deeper than that, they literally believe they can change objective reality by believing hard enough.

That's why they excuse all of their bad acts, if they ignore it, it doesn't exist to them.

Negative object permanence.

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Poindexter... not hard slang to get correct. Dumbasses.

[–] CluckN 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fuck off Pondexter

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Step on Mars but not on snek.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (5 children)

What is the thesis of this meme, that people are just stupid and there is no underlying problem or system that can be improved?

Science is often communicated to the public via either companies, politics, or the media. Which al have their own interests and issues in representing “scientific facts”. To give some examples of the “science” people have been exposed to: These new pain killers are perfectly save and absolutely not addictive. Making health care accessible is actually bad for the economy and will be more expensive in the end. Or the numerous articles on outlier papers published in the media that conclude that it’s actually healthy to [insert obviously unhealthy habit here (sponsored by some industry group)].

Science has a communication problem, and the communication conduits have a huge credibility problem. The results of which made an already bad pandemic even worse.

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