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[–] [email protected] 233 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Am woman. This did cause me to smirk & forcefully blow air from my nose.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

The highest honour an internet stranger can bestow.

[–] HappycamperNZ 19 points 11 months ago

It can be horrific, terrifying and funny all at the same time.

[–] pixxelkick 110 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Must be a slow news day.

The robot is just moving around, AI isn't remotely close to at the point where a physical robot can "grope" a person intentionally.

The fact the video is so short says a lot. I'd expect anyone who watched would just see that the robot moves around all the time, and the reporter wasn't supposed to stand so close to it.

This isn't news.

Honestly kinda edges onto racism territory. "Hurr hirr, Saudi robot, groped woman, it's cuz it was made in Saudi"

Ew.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not exactly newsworthy, but that a Saudi robot, from a country known for its bad treatment of women, touches a woman inappropriately, even if just by accident, reads like satire.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

But the kids LOVE it though.

[–] fidodo 3 points 11 months ago

It's just a silly story.

[–] Mr_Blott 74 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Being Business Insider, and the fact it said "appeared to" I was sceptical

Watched the video in the article and ha ha ha aye he's an Uncle Gropey 😂

Fuckin hell you couldn't make it up

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 4 points 11 months ago

The "back off buddy" hand gesture she gives the robot is pretty cute.

[–] carl_dungeon 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The robotics firm said staff had "proactively informed all attendees, including reporters, to maintain a safe distance from the robot during its demonstration."

Because they knew the robot is a serial rapist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like victim blaming.

[–] mightyfoolish 11 points 11 months ago

It totally is. The robot is just an innocent week old bot and that older woman had no business grooming/training it.

[–] HappycamperNZ 1 points 11 months ago

I mean... yeah?? I think.

[–] SkyezOpen 45 points 11 months ago

Easy fix, get it to grope a man. They'll probably stone the bot then and there.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yeah they literally outright said "it didn't deviate from expected behavior"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

What a future to live in. Don’t suppose people could get a living wage? Right on, just make pervy AI powered robots instead that’ll fix the problems.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This is not news. The robot lifted it's hand and she was standing too close to the display. It barely qualifies as a robot anyway. It's not like it looked down and analyzed her butt. It's not that complicated.

[–] carl_dungeon 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It has wide field of view, no need to look down. It analyzed and decided to clap dat ass.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Sure seems that way. I don't personally do controls engineering. But I know enough I wouldn't doubt that's just pre-programmed motion to attempt it looking "alive".

So 1) Seems much more like animatronics. 2) It certainly doesn't have advanced enough proximity detection AI would need.

The creators even claim they told people to stay back. That's not advanced at all. Even simple production line bots have collision detection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

How dare you use logic on the internet shame on you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Thanks for saving me a read. I was expecting some basic object identification and retrieval AI getting confused by a pattern and groping to grab the "object"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Still has more rights than a woman.

[–] herrwoland 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They called the robot Muhammad, they're lucky there weren't any children in the room.

[–] Dasus 2 points 11 months ago

God, that would've been ebic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Sounds like it's ready to run the country already.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

These things are getting so life like!

Not in appearance yet, but you gotta admit the robot understood the assignment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Whamen respected

[–] excitingburp 3 points 11 months ago

Missed opportunity to call it Muhummanoid

[–] EdibleFriend 3 points 11 months ago

This is deliciously horrible.