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[–] [email protected] 93 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I wish I was illiterate.

[–] EdibleFriend 79 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I, on the other hand, just want to experience this now.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I had to get my septum surgically corrected and let me tell you that when the boogers/blood clots came out, it was exactly like OP described

[–] EdibleFriend 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

It’s not as though I can stop you…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Just snort cocaine. Less painful. In the short term anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

well congratulations, you are now.

hello illiterate, i'm fest

[–] aeharding 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Ok but as a rule use voyagers share as image feature next time (/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like some black magic type shit

[–] HootinNHollerin 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

this is amazing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Pretty cool.

[–] Fungah 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is one of those things no one talks about but should. This is what the morning after do8ng a bunch if cocaine is like every time.

[–] NielsBohron 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Except then you eat it and your mouth is numb for a bit and it helps the hangover

[–] TaTTe 54 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not write this comment...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] HootinNHollerin 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That’s Dr Niels Bohr, renowned physicist, he can eat quantum coke boogies he earned it

[–] pigup 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Disgusting...

Can someone punch me in the nose? I'm curious what this feels like now >u<

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I get mild sinus infections through the year and get about half a dozen or so smaller ones a month.

I don't know how else to describe it when one of those brain tickling bastards comes sliding out, but mine is the feeling of relief from a clear nose mixed with the tingling sensation when I'm about to nut. That feeling can make my day

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Would we even be a proper link aggregator site without comments that belong in an encyclopedia of filth? This is just the foreword...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Been there. It does feel satisfying.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I've had this happen. It's kind of terrifying honestly.

[–] FinishingDutch 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I know that feeling. I once woke up and had a plugged left nostril. Stuck a pinky in it to explore and out came a giant, solidified blood slug about 4 inch long. Apparently I’d had a spontaneous nosebleed during the night.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When I was ~14 years old I woke up one morning with a splitting headache. It was so bad that I didn't go to school that day. About two hours into my morning I got the sudden urge to blow my nose. What came out of my right nostril was an enormous booger roughly the size of my entire pinky, with small streaks of blood marking the outside. I'll never forget the feeling of expelling that monstrosity, it was pure bliss. I hope it happens to me again one day

[–] FinishingDutch 3 points 8 months ago

That sounds like a scary one; you’d almost be tempted to think you suddenly dislodged a brain tumor or things like that :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] FinishingDutch 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yep. Like a blood ribbon almost. I imagine the bleed started in the front of the nasal cavity and trickled quite a ways back when I was sleeping on my back.

I was quite surprised indeed when it came out. Even took a picture of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i already regret asking but can you share the photo here?

[–] FinishingDutch 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately I don’t have it anymore or I’d post it for sure :D I took it years ago on an ancient iPod Touch that now has a spicy pillow for a battery and is completely dead.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

These words... They cause me... Discomfort.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I threw up in my mouth a little reading that, but I bet it did feel satisfying.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Not gonna lie, this post made me have my nose picked with a rolled tissue just to see what comes out of it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

This deserving of a serious WTF!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

And only 7 up votes....

[–] HootinNHollerin 3 points 8 months ago