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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"yeah when grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"When uncle Monty got shot in his leg, we had to amputate it. Unfortunately, Tommy accidentally cut his other leg as well, and since it could get infected, he evened it out."
Reference to Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The beginning: https://youtu.be/HPDiqTWgLgY

Just in case: Some could consider it NSFL perhaps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

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[–] ComradePorkRoll 3 points 4 months ago

Paw Paw start'd afar won thyme when ee fella sleep wit uh lit cigrette. We just shot the far.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Ah yes, the “my family tree is a wreath” crowd

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Looks as if he doesn't pull out of his sister either.Roll Tide!

[–] numlok 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For some reason, that single lower-case "n" is what's got me most triggered.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the t is lowercase as well, maybe they're not too confident about the "not" part

[–] numlok 3 points 4 months ago

The ascender on that "T" is at the same height as the other capital letters, so maybe they intended it to also serve as a crucifix to really tie the whole scene together? ;)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

i'm not threatened; he seems to prefer the confederacy which has never won a war yet.

[–] Zehzin 11 points 4 months ago

Sis/Ma! I shot maself again. Call 9 I mean nevermind

[–] GeorgeTheFourth 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] gac11 4 points 4 months ago

They shoot at it til it's out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] superduperenigma 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you've ever driven more than a few miles outside of a major US city you'd know this is all too real.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

never even been to America TBH

[–] Duamerthrax 6 points 4 months ago

Guessing self aware joke. I can see that on a mobile home, but not a 500usd tin box.

[–] HootinNHollerin 4 points 4 months ago

Roundhouse kick to the face in those bad boys

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Is that Todd Padre?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I‘m sure they call 161