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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"yeah when grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"When uncle Monty got shot in his leg, we had to amputate it. Unfortunately, Tommy accidentally cut his other leg as well, and since it could get infected, he evened it out."
Reference to Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The beginning: https://youtu.be/HPDiqTWgLgY

Just in case: Some could consider it NSFL perhaps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

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[–] ComradePorkRoll 3 points 11 months ago

Paw Paw start'd afar won thyme when ee fella sleep wit uh lit cigrette. We just shot the far.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the “my family tree is a wreath” crowd

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Looks as if he doesn't pull out of his sister either.Roll Tide!

[–] numlok 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For some reason, that single lower-case "n" is what's got me most triggered.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the t is lowercase as well, maybe they're not too confident about the "not" part

[–] numlok 3 points 11 months ago

The ascender on that "T" is at the same height as the other capital letters, so maybe they intended it to also serve as a crucifix to really tie the whole scene together? ;)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

i'm not threatened; he seems to prefer the confederacy which has never won a war yet.

[–] Zehzin 11 points 11 months ago

Sis/Ma! I shot maself again. Call 9 I mean nevermind

[–] GeorgeTheFourth 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] gac11 4 points 11 months ago

They shoot at it til it's out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] superduperenigma 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you've ever driven more than a few miles outside of a major US city you'd know this is all too real.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

never even been to America TBH

[–] Duamerthrax 6 points 11 months ago

Guessing self aware joke. I can see that on a mobile home, but not a 500usd tin box.

[–] HootinNHollerin 4 points 11 months ago

Roundhouse kick to the face in those bad boys

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Is that Todd Padre?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I‘m sure they call 161