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USA! USA! USA! Rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by Jakdracula to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

"yeah when grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"When uncle Monty got shot in his leg, we had to amputate it. Unfortunately, Tommy accidentally cut his other leg as well, and since it could get infected, he evened it out."
Reference to Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The beginning: https://youtu.be/HPDiqTWgLgY

Just in case: Some could consider it NSFL perhaps.

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[-] ComradePorkRoll 3 points 1 month ago

Paw Paw start'd afar won thyme when ee fella sleep wit uh lit cigrette. We just shot the far.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the “my family tree is a wreath” crowd

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Looks as if he doesn't pull out of his sister either.Roll Tide!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[-] numlok 15 points 1 month ago

For some reason, that single lower-case "n" is what's got me most triggered.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

the t is lowercase as well, maybe they're not too confident about the "not" part

[-] numlok 3 points 1 month ago

The ascender on that "T" is at the same height as the other capital letters, so maybe they intended it to also serve as a crucifix to really tie the whole scene together? ;)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

i'm not threatened; he seems to prefer the confederacy which has never won a war yet.

[-] Zehzin 11 points 1 month ago

Sis/Ma! I shot maself again. Call 9 I mean nevermind

[-] GeorgeTheFourth 5 points 1 month ago
[-] gac11 4 points 1 month ago

They shoot at it til it's out

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[-] superduperenigma 7 points 1 month ago

If you've ever driven more than a few miles outside of a major US city you'd know this is all too real.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

never even been to America TBH

[-] Duamerthrax 6 points 1 month ago

Guessing self aware joke. I can see that on a mobile home, but not a 500usd tin box.

[-] HootinNHollerin 4 points 1 month ago

Roundhouse kick to the face in those bad boys

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is that Todd Padre?!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I‘m sure they call 161

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