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Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I'll get one and report back
Great to have a tutorial!
Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don't need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.
I'm not asking for posture advice, I'm asking how to remove it
Oh well then.. I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.
No head, no ache.
Any exercises you would recommend in particular?
I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.
Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn't have it, why should I
Snail also has no dick cut it off
Quite the contrary, actually. Snail porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU
I meant female snails
They, too, have impressive penises.
Snails love the D
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Big agree
Username checks out
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So what, you think you're just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus's face
Can't be a neckbeard if you have no neck.
This guy might help
Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts
Don't worry, the rest is free of charge
That's nice at least
Snap it back into place!
That won't remove it, that will correct it
Call your local predator.
Seems expensive, any DIY methods?
Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?
Rip it out like a man you wimp
/s
Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it'll delete other parts that I want to keep.
Then glue them back on. Just do it, coward!
Pull it out
I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don't want to delete
It's like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that's attached to it will stay in place.
Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.
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Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch
Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.
Barring physical issues preventing it, that's it.
No, no you've misunderstood the question.
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Close your eyes
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