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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wow. Purple is my favorite color and this still makes me want to vomit. The white walls are really jarring. The floor is pretty slick, but not at all right for a kitchen. This is awful in every conceivable way.

[–] dingus 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I love purple and I even love cabinets with some color in it. But this ain't it, chief. It's like they deliberately chose the most vibrant and gaudy color imaginable.

[–] TrickDacy 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I cannot even believe this is the actual color. It looks so bad plus there's just something off about the color of light coming through the window. Imagine if the saturation was less and it was a little more red. It'd be a perfectly normal color choice in that case. Hard to say if it's just the photo or not, or if it was photoshopped to exaggerate a slightly-off color.

[–] dingus 11 points 11 months ago

Might be a weirdly overly saturated photo. Sometimes I feel like real estate agents go a bit wild with the color alterations they do in photos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

This is why you have accent pieces or walls and not an accent room.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I could see like...a row of purple accent tiles in a backsplash. But fuck.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The floor is incredibly cool tho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I hate it. It permanently looks like something has spilled on it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah... but that floor is what makes me think that all is just color edit of the image.

[–] wolfpack86 3 points 10 months ago

Agree 100% it's a photo shop.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This has the aesthetics of spilled ice cream.

[–] Cort 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I’m thinking Two Scoops of drawer bases in every kitchen

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Was something done in like photoshop with the colors in this pic? It looks off to me, but I'm not an expert.

[–] Godnroc 26 points 11 months ago

Most listings have their photos over saturated and the shadows lifted to make things appear brighter and more colorful. In this case, it's like a flash bang.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I originally saw this on my phone with a red light filter… I thought the cabinets were brown and the marble a bit much.

… now without the filter this is much worse lol.

[–] TrickDacy 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

100% with you on this. The light coming from outside is blue? What planet has a blue sun?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It isn’t the blue sun…or is it? Sunlight when outside doing a long exposure is blue. But this is more due to the atmosphere than the sun. This is why “daylight” light bulbs have a bluish tint. The sun itself is not blue, it is just the atmosphere interacting with it that change the way we perceive the light on objects from it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

yeah it was shopped. you can tell by the pixels.

[–] Stanwich 18 points 11 months ago

Motherf#@ker stabbed grimace on that floor then dragged him out.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Doung this for yourself ? All the power to you, it's unhinged, but in a fun way.
Doing this for resell? I know that people are tired of bland greige houses, but you may want to tone it down a bit.

[–] Hagdos 15 points 11 months ago

I think it's really awesome! But I would never want to live in it 😔

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Apart from the colour, what is up with the scale of this kitchen? The top looks to be about knee high. The weirdly tall upper cupboards and the angle of the pic make it so odd, is the ceiling at like 2m?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

It's made for Barney the dinosaur.

[–] Jackcooper 9 points 10 months ago

Maybe Wario and Waluigi will take a tour after their honeymoon

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan 8 points 11 months ago

Marie Schrader posted this.

[–] veni_vedi_veni 7 points 10 months ago

Fuck house flippers

[–] fluxion 7 points 11 months ago

Yo dawg, i heard you like Chinese porcelain kitchen ware so i made your kitchen look like Chinese porcelain so you can prepare Chinese porcelain dishes while standing in Chinese porcelain

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

If the cabinets were more neutral it would be totally fine. A good shade of gray would make it look much nicer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Can’t understand „the market“: It’s a phantasic kitchen for blueberry pudding lovers

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] Xatix 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Thats a different one according to the comment on the original post where you took the link from:

Similar one still on the market. The photo tour is wild.

https://aussie.zone/comment/6739229

Edit: Don‘t look at the floor of the billard room

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

They really like a lot of patterns and marble don't they. Christ. It's like the sample guy asked which samples they liked and they said yes.

[–] Municipal0379 2 points 11 months ago

Different house but equally awful imo. I did like the tree house.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I want this place

Because boy fuck it would be fun when high asf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Snoop Doggesque kitchen style