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Little Shit-Dick for a cat. Let your imagination run wild.

Kitty Cat-o-matic With The Four On The Floor

Rinner Rinner Chicken Dinner; She with The Fluffiest Of Pants

Puddybuttajellywidda Baseball Bat

My cat is named Princess Vivienne von kitty pants.

"Stupid baby puppy" affectionately for my almost six year old puggle and his signature blank, unoccupied stare.

My cat is called Wigglebutt Fuzzypants, cause it describes her well. She has more hair than she can manage.

My sons have a hamster that they named "Bombur". I tend to call it "Bomburcino".

Bubbus McPuppador?

Honestly, I have a shitload of dumb nicknames.

Mutiny.

Short for Sra. Sable Prettyeye the Tiny Enigma Mutant.

Schnutzeplotzepfnitzekatz!

Guess the language...

Silvery Boy

Silver Bro

Naughty Boy

Antigold

Lugia (a reference to Pokémon Silver)

His real name is "Silver", and he's a bitey snowshoe cat that has psychopathy.

One of our cats we nicknamed Dyson because he vacuums up all the food.

"Jungle Cat" and "Roof Cat"

Princess Pumpkin Patty-cake.

I named my cat Luphina. I thought it was so pretty. The name that stuck was Luphy. My husband calls her Monkey D Luffy.

We call her Luphy Loaf too.

I had one generation of the same pet named after an ancient Mesoamerican god whose name is a hassle to pronounce, spell, or look up, so I occasionally nicknamed her based on the one thing said god might be said to be known for.

"Come here Lunavore, time to dine."

Dumblebum, Bare Butt, Dingleberry, I call my dog pretty much anything but his name.

My grandmother had a cat we never got around to naming, and as a result what stuck for referring to her was just "pspspspsps". So we'd ask something like "Did pspspsps eat?". Amount of ps not standardised.

My little sister then decided that her name should be "little strawberry", in our language of course. She was not a ginger but a black and white cat. One day she disappeared, and about a year later when I moved to an apartment nearby I saw her getting fed by one of my (and my grandmothers) neighbor.

I call my dog, Mila (pronounced Myla, I just was dumb when I tried to spell it when we adopted her), Mylar Balloon.

I’ve got two dogs and I sort of aspire to the most ridiculous nicknames for them.

Maggie > Maggie Moo
Moodaloo, Mooster, Mooffaletta, Big Smooch

Banjo
BlibbertyJigibbet, BeanieJeanie, BibbityJibbity, Lil’ Stink

Stinkface. You can probably guess why.

We literally call our dog "Stupid". TBF she is pretty stupid.

Growing up, we had a cat that ended up being called spud. I have no recollection why, but it was apparently funny.

One is Miss Dog and the other one I call Pequenina. I'm Brazilian and pequenina is little one, but her name is Nina, so thats why pequeNINA

Not a current pet but I want to name my next cat Hattibagen McCat

As another cat owner here is the list of names that are not his name;

Him (as in, "Is Him a good?"), Tubs, Tubsalubs, Stink-O Man (I will sing, "Show me! Show you! Stink-O Man! Stink-O Man!"), Kneady/Needy/Needful/Kneadums, Hanger the Danger Kitty, All The Speed, and Whosa Baby (which involves picking him up and snuggling him thoroughly while he pretends to hate it, but the minute I open my arms to try to let him go he gives me a pathetic look until I snuggle him some more, a game which has gone on for tens of minutes before)

I have a little dog named Carlos. Always called him Turd. Also Turdlos, Turd-boy, Turdle, and Turdley Von Turdlington.

His real name is Louie

He goes by Louie, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Douglas Luiz, Dougie, Doogie, Dougie Howzer MD, King Louis XIV of France, Doug Larse,.

I have a toy Yorkie named Jazzy, and I call her either Jabu or Sweet-Pickle