Asklemmy

Bruh, Mozart's whole ass name was cool as hell. Not just his last name. This man wins hands down.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Pendragon

Ravenscroft

Instant goth

Danzig
Glenn Danzig was born with the perfect name for an 80s metal band

Hash. born on 4/20. growing up we used to go here to roast bowls

I knew this girl once whose surname was Δρακοπούλου (Drakopulu) that means "daughter of the dragon"

I think that's pretty fire idk about you guys

Kuntz. Yep, said like That... As in Rusty Kuntz. Best baseball name in history:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

I once worked with a guy with the last name of Fick (German for fuck) and a woman with the last name Lazarus. I found both quite cool. The guy in particular was very offensive with his name, always answering the phone with simply "Fick". I just looked him up and he has changed his last name, probably by marriage. I guess he found it unprofessional in the end.

A person I’ve worked with before literally had the last name ‘Cool’. I thought that was pretty cool.

Sweet is a nice last name, though I'm sure some guys don't like being called "Mr. Sweet". Names like Fox or Wolf are pretty badass. Also some indigenous last names can be cool like Roundpoint or Buckshot.

I knew a girl whose last name was Fantasia. I always thought that was awesome

I met someone named McCool once. I thought that was pretty cool.

Murgatroyd, which was the last name of one of the dancers on Dancing With The Stars. To me, it sounds very sci-fi, it makes me think of how Trillian combined her first and last name to make something sound more “space-like” in Hitchhikers Guide.

Smithe. It's Smith with an E. Your source of high quality names.

I like my Norwegian heritage side of the family: Bull.

Steele

One of the IT people at my high school had a surname of "Code". He did write some code, but mainly KiXtart scripts.

I worked with teacher named Mr. Zero for a year. He was super cool.

Also, if you haven't seen it, the Zero Effect is a solid movie with Ben Stiller and Bill Pullman. The latter plays Daryl Zero.

Villalobos.

Instantly makes any given name sound badass.

"I am Clancy, from the Town of the Wolves."

Cantalapiedra which can be roughly translated as: the stone that sings. Canta: sing La: the Piedra: stone

Max Warman. Seriously.

Honestly you can Google anything like "best last name" and get some crazy nonsense, it's great.

I know a doctor named Docter.

But West is the coolest I've seen "in the wild".

• Savage
• Powers
• Attack
• Shields

At the cemetery I work at we got a couple Blickenderfers, Hammermeisters, and even a couple Deatherages. All pretty BA names. One of the Deatherages was even named Ozzy.

RamRod

I've always thought the name Buchanan sounded... Not cool per se but... Atmospheric? Like it could only belong to one of those old-money families up to their eyeballs in secret societies and mystery.

Power

Shaft

Name has its own theme song

Dudemeister, went to school with a German guy with the last name. They also used it on scrubs https://scrubs.fandom.com/wiki/Keith_Dudemeister

Honestly, my own. Meyers is pretty good, even if nobody knows how to spell it.

DeLeòn

I have some family named Cambias, and learned it's because they lost their last names in the Spanish inquisition when they were forcibly converted to Christianity. Changed.

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Matadamas

It's Spanish and, translated to English, means: Lady-killer

Glasscock

I like some of the names from Puritan New England.

Cutting Moody

Tristram Coffin