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[–] Treczoks 168 points 10 months ago (34 children)

In other words, he will steal $600M from the public by this move.

Tax evasion is theft.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (8 children)

If I had 200 dollars and someone would offer me 60 cents for moving to Miami, I would not move.

[–] Witchfire 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If someone offered me $600M to move to Miami, I would offer someone $300M to move to Miami and pocket the rest

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[–] TokenBoomer 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would you settle for some aircraft carriers?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As long as Ukraine gets them, I guess. Sheesh 🥲

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (4 children)

So, apparently he spends his time with a strange rubber woman. At least from the thumbnail pic.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (3 children)

And they hold hands in such an awkward way that it looks like an AI drew it.

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 10 months ago

These billionaires might as well be AI. They have no human feelings.

[–] warmaster 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does she have a TMNT left hand?

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[–] EdibleFriend 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's even worse if you look at the full picture. How the fuck is her plastic surgery that horrible when she's with one of the richest people on the fucking planet?

[–] doricub 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People who get multiple plastic surgeries often request to make their features more and more extreme.

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[–] Son_of_dad 68 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I love that I have a way hotter wife than the richest man on earth, his looks plastic

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

At least he's dating someone roughly his own age. He could probably do like Musk and date a series of women in their 30s, but he opted for a different strategy.

I hate everything about Jeff Bezos, especially his very existence, but this is the one thing I think it's dumb to criticise him for.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought his previous wife was far more attractive than his current partner. Obviously I don't know their personalities and such though.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Everyone's got different taste.

Billionaires typically have the weirdest, like children

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[–] TotalSonic 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Get rid of income taxes and do a national Land Value Tax on all business properties instead, like Henry George talked 145 years ago, problem solved.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Okay, but Bezos makes the bulk of his money on intellectual property and service fees, not physical real estate.

What you're proposing is still, fundamentally, a tax cut for Tech guys and a big tax hike on the agricultural / mineral / business real estate sectors. It also sets up this very fluid goalpost of "What is an acre of land worth?"

We play this game in Texas, and there's an enormous incentive for regional economic interests to decide who the Texas Comptroller and Texas Railroad Commissioner is, because these two get to functionally dictate how much tax will be collected on land assets. By contrast, the head of the IRS taxes all dollars equally.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or, just get rid of capital gains taxes and tax it marginally at the regular rate.

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[–] AllonzeeLV 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine despising the country that facilitated the acquisition of your embarrassing hoard of wealth to begin with this much.

Does Jeff treat his parents that gave him a quarter million to start with this much disrespect as well? Or was their part in facilitating his success one that he actually acknowledges?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I genuinely love your use of the word embarrassing here. We need to normalize treating insane personal/family wealth as an embarrassment instead of something to be respected. With very few exceptions you only become a billionaire through inheritance of wealth undoubtedly built on exploitation, or by exploiting others yourself. They should be embarrassed by that.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i like that the article mentions at the end that he bought 2 mansions and is considering buying 3 more to knock them down and then spend $200M building a different house.

If I had to come up with a comically overdone billionaire for a story, i don't think i could come up with anything like that lmao.

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[–] thorbot 31 points 10 months ago (7 children)

What the fuck is up with her claw thing that's grasping his hand???

[–] iAvicenna 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean what the fuck is also up with him making a fist while she grasps her hand? Is that like some sort of manliness role play

[–] andallthat 20 points 10 months ago

she saw the photographer and she's trying to hold him back from sucker-punching an Amazon warehouse worker he's just spotted

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] bhamlin 10 points 10 months ago

His girlfriend's a Canadian AI. You wouldn't know her.

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[–] iAvicenna 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

don't dick moves like this create incentives for states to decrease tax?

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[–] TheJims 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh good I was worried about his wealth poor fella

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] OrangeCorvus 16 points 10 months ago

So happy for him. Maybe he can buy some empty bottles for his employees.

[–] FlyingSquid 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Huh. So the Jeff Bezos Trump attacked regularly for being an ultra-left liberal pinko commie red not only moved to Florida, but moved to Florida so he wouldn't have to pay as much tax.

That doesn't make much sense... unless Trump's assessment of him was wrong. But how likely is that?

[–] Faxing_Berlin 12 points 10 months ago
[–] Filthmontane 11 points 10 months ago

Why do all these shit bags keep moving to my swamp? Get out of my swamp!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why does she look like a joke character I made in Elden Ring?

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 10 points 10 months ago

Tax dodger piece of shit scum.

[–] HeyMrDeadMan 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dear Miami, you're the first to go. Disappearing, under melting snow...

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