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[–] TerrificTadpole 64 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand. Where are the Bionicles?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

On the floor behind the photographer

[–] MTK 61 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Why the useless 2nd table?

Seems fishy...

[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago (8 children)
[–] trolololol 27 points 9 months ago

Now we're getting fancy, money bags

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?

[–] MTK 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fancy are we?

What happend to the good old hand, spit and sock?!

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[–] toynbee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup ... Back when I had corner desks, that's usually how I used the second side.

[–] MTK 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says "oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w"

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[–] Thcdenton 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

He just discovered sentences

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

It is like the whole concept of words

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[–] Caboose12000 20 points 9 months ago

need I fuck a table?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!

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[–] Vinny_93 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" - Dave Chappelle

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 11 points 9 months ago

Look at Rockefeller thinking he needs his our toilet.

Mine is down the hall and I share it with 23 other people and that's the way it should be!

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[–] Rolando 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I tried living like this, but I couldn't. A couple more things I need:

  • sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
  • some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
  • two pillows, one "soft" and one "firm".

That being said... tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don't even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I'm doing right now.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk

[–] AngryCommieKender 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.

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[–] Anticorp 8 points 9 months ago

Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.

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[–] pandacoder 30 points 9 months ago (6 children)

No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it's tiny as hell

This looks like a prison, get me out

[–] FooBarrington 27 points 9 months ago

When you don't have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

NGL when I finally got an apartment that's basically what my place looked like for months

Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat

His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Idk...my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that's just me.

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[–] Fedizen 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but this is missing dog.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You are missing one toilet paper roll

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[–] Aggravationstation 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

[–] LeafOnTheWind 14 points 9 months ago

And a better chair. My back will die with that chair

[–] habl 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Far from complete. A fridge with beer and junkfood is missing. Also a toilet and tissues.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Table on the side?!?

Man don't need no extra table.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Throw in a better chair and a mini fridge and I'm sold.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (10 children)

I need books. Lots and lots of books to be somewhat happy..

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[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 9 months ago

And just where am I expected to put my collection of American Girl dolls?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes

(I'm going with the vibe of the joke. There's a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don't bother me.)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I think if they put computers and carpet in prison cells, they might not want to leave.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Nah, gotta have an e-reader or tablet in there. You can't relax and read with a desktop or laptop.

[–] kudu 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

A SECOND table? Feeling fancy aren't we?

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