Political Memes

🤢 As someone who just went through a very lengthy adoption process to rescue my niece and nephew from the system, that first line makes me feel extra sick. How the fuck can you be so full of nastiness towards parentless children who got into the system through life circumstances they couldn't possibly help.

This is EXACTLY THE BULLSHIT ~they~ some Reagan aficionados I know tend to see only once and not learn from.

America really needs a better schooling system... Here in Switzerland the ETH, (which is rated 10th place of the best schools in the world I think) is only 800.- (about 1-2 week's worth of salary) per semester, which is nothing compared to what private schools in the US demand, whilst still having quality education. So I believe the biggest issue is the quality difference between state-owned schools and private schools, as private school should be allowed to charge whatever they want, but the state has the responsability to provide quality education to everyone for a decent price.

Reagan's all about that golden shower trickle down

I stan all our blowjob queens except Nancy

There was a website that estimates IQs (emphasis on estimate) based on writing. It estimates that news reporters averaged 100-120, Stephen Hawking's last work was in the 150s, Alexander Hamilton had works in the 160s, and Qanon conspiraters on Facebook averaged 75-89. Obviously they're estimates, but it seems rather accurate within margin.

Edit: found it!! so you guys can try it yourselves!

I entered sections from my papers I wrote during my master's and I guess I range from 128-151 as my lowest and highest during that time. Great ego boost for the day lol.

"I'm a Republican. I didn't support sucking cock until I gargled my first load of ladpoles.."

when a congressman suggested to his colleagues that we even look into what AIDS is, he was laughed off the floor because "Why do you care? Are you one of those people?"

The act of giving is its own reward

they would order air force one to delay landing if the astrologer told them landing too early was a bad omen.

they gave the astrologer classified information, which she then sent to "people with computers" to analyze their relevance to star charts.

the astrologer gave ol' throat-goat Nancy the idea to be tough on drugs "in the community," but like, not the white communities.

even when Ronnie was almost assassinated, the astrologer said she totally saw it coming... but didn't say anything.

it's almost like there's a chimp-with-a-machine-gun methodology for the GOP to hire the most inept people, and end up hurting themselves in the process of using the country and citizens as pawns and property.

You can only call them Nazis if they're from the German regions, otherwise you call it sparkling fascism.