I guess he didn't duck that cock
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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Let me make sure I understand what is happening here... This is a painting of Donald Duck using his massive erection to beat up Son Goku from Dragonball? Am I getting that right? Is there some context to go with this?
Donald Duck doesn't wear pants and, being a duck, his penis is corkscrew-shaped to allow him to navigate duck vagina mazes. Therefore, Goku must be getting slapped up with a duck tumor.
Ducks are a ridiculous evolution of rape and counter rape traits. It is stunning once you dig into it.
I would like to subscribe to duck reproductive facts!
Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male
How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?
That's the neat part, they don't! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.
Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.
Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I'll just be over here.
Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.
It looked to me like Goku is fucking Donald in the ass and that's Goku's 1m long cock bulging out of Donald's belly.
I'm choosing to believe that's not what is happening
You have chosen... wisely.
All I know is you'll never hear someone yelling "duck" the same way again.
Oh no.
Thanks a lot buddy.
Both Goku and donald are straight copies of frames from actual cartoons. Juxtapoaing them like this is pure genius and I hope the artist was awarded hansomly for their contribution to human culture.
Which cartoon is that Donald frame from?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/donald-duck-boner
God bless the internet and all its contributors
Awesome thanks. A bee was actually my first guess but then I thought "that doesn't really make sense", bees are known for stinging not strong flying. I've probably seen it before in another life that I don't really remember.
Dongald Duck*
donald dick*
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Well...there is a giant duck dong, and apparently the speed of it's engorgement has, indeed, knocked out Goku.
So...yeah.
I thought it was his tail...
I thought the part on the bottom was his tail
Massive? He's a duck ffs
Please excuse my ignorance of the standard dimensions of duck penises 🙏🥺
They're corkscrew shaped as well. Just wanted to add that to your knowledge bank on duck penises.
I didn't want to believe this but, if the internet is too be believed, sure enough a select few birds including ducks seem to have penises. I also learned of the term "proto-phallus". What a day.
Now THIS is art.
Gooby pls
There's another one beside it. I saw someone post it somewhere else but I don't remember. I think it was Vegeta saying "I committed tax fraud" or something like that.
Where can I see it
You did me dirty like Donald's dick.
Such a soothing voice too.
I needed this, thank you.
Honestly the guy had a pretty interesting opinion in that commentary
Wow, impressive. I didn't realize art can be so dated, yet still so impactful.
Damn, that's clever and well made.
I can't believe you did this.
Corkscrew punch
Sci-en-tifically acc-ur-ate duck tales!
Vergas.
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