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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/hmmm

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[–] Branch_Ranch 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

[–] stoicmaverick 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the neat part, they don't! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

[–] Branch_Ranch 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.

[–] stoicmaverick 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I'll just be over here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.