UndulyUnruly

joined 1 year ago
[–] UndulyUnruly 8 points 2 days ago

Ungestört weiterzuschlafen ist auch keine Lösung.

[–] UndulyUnruly 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

🎤 It bites you in the thigh, bubbles rise from your cry, That‘s a Moray!

[–] UndulyUnruly 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

„Popcorn Shrimp“. The cops are on their way.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23619950

Popcorn Shrimp

Stolen from Reddit

User: Fantastic-Milk9335

Popcorn shrimp I ordered at an international American restaurant, circa 2020 picture quality

It was an absolute textural nightmare, to be honest with you. In terms of taste, the flavors didn't combine, so you just had shrimp and popcorn in your mouth.

[–] UndulyUnruly 15 points 1 week ago

Perfect boots to wear when you’re late for a meeting.

[–] UndulyUnruly 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Vorher noch schnell ne Tasse heiße Schokolade zubereitet, aber Mikrowelle rechtzeitig mit genau einer Sekunde Restlaufzeit gestoppt, um den sich anbahnenden phonetischen Terror zu verhindern, mithin die Ungestörtheit und Spielzeit zu maximieren. Pro Spieler Bewegung.

[–] UndulyUnruly 3 points 1 week ago

Hunter S. Thompson - Hell’s Angels:

"California, Labor Day weekend ... early, with ocean fog still in the streets, outlaw motorcyclists wearing chains, shades and greasy Levis roll out from damp garages, all-night diners and cast-off one-night pads in Frisco, Hollywood, Berdoo and East Oakland, heading for the Monterey peninsula, north of Big Sur ...The Menace is loose again, the Hell's Angels, the hundred-carat headline, running fast and loud on the early morning freeway, low in the saddle, nobody smiles, jamming crazy through traffic and ninety miles an hour down the center stripe, missing by inches ... Little Jesus, the Gimp, Chocolate George, Buzzard, Zorro, Hambone, Clean Cut, Tiny, Terry the Tramp, Frenchy, Mouldy Marvin, Mother Miles, Dirty Ed, Chuck the Duck, Fat Freddy, Filthy Phil, Charger Charley the Child Molester, Crazy Cross, Puff, Magoo, Animal and at least a hundred more ... tense for the action, long hair in the wind, beards and bandanas flapping, earrings, armpits, chain whips, swastikas and stripped-down Harleys flashing chrome as traffic on 101 moves over, nervous, to let the formation pass like a burst of dirty thunder ...

[–] UndulyUnruly 17 points 1 week ago

No parole board will have mercy. May Louis Maillard himself rise and aim down the sight to avenge this vexatious fiasco.

[–] UndulyUnruly 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

autoexec.bat Bande, versammelt euch!

[–] UndulyUnruly 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824

Thanks, I hate it

[–] UndulyUnruly 2 points 2 weeks ago

What a sweety!!

 

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/10076003

I think I would take pineapple over this

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submitted 3 months ago by UndulyUnruly to c/pizzacrimes
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12972156

I wanted something quick, tasty and bad for you. So I made ziti pizza

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Pizza on pineapple (sh.itjust.works)
 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/13065630

Pizza on pineapple rule

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