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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/hmmm

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[–] surewhynotlem 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ducks are a ridiculous evolution of rape and counter rape traits. It is stunning once you dig into it.

[–] Branch_Ranch 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would like to subscribe to duck reproductive facts!

[–] surewhynotlem 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

[–] Branch_Ranch 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

[–] stoicmaverick 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's the neat part, they don't! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

[–] Branch_Ranch 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.

[–] stoicmaverick 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I'll just be over here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.