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[–] surewhynotlem 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

[–] Branch_Ranch 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

[–] stoicmaverick 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the neat part, they don't! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

[–] Branch_Ranch 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.

[–] stoicmaverick 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I'll just be over here.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.