this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 144 points 10 months ago (4 children)

You can really see the spark of creativity with this idea

[–] dadGPT 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MoonManKipper 14 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

this one truly does spark joy...

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think the handle's a little short

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The maker is probably not aware of the current battery sizes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He might be schocked by a batteries potential

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We don't know. There is no banana for scale.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] tigerjerusalem 8 points 10 months ago

And warmer!

[–] sagrotan 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I once made a deadplug, I was kinda distracted and ended up with a cable with two male plugs. Hangs on my shop wall as memento for "focus on what you're doing" or something.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of this.

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[–] kamen 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

In short, this is a battery handle.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It will unleash the battery's potential

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps, but I think we’ll see a high level of resistance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] toynbee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AeonFelis 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just remember to cut it when you dispose the battery, so that sea turtles won't get stuck in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Perfectly. Legal. Thrill.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

Considering that a 12V battery has an internal resistance of 20 milliohms, the potential current through this thing would be approximately 600A.

It might be too hot to handle (pun intended)

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[–] Thcdenton 33 points 10 months ago (7 children)
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[–] helpImTrappedOnline 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was the last thing they made

[–] chemical_cutthroat 20 points 10 months ago

With that hand, anyway.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Say you made this, but insulated... does a car battery have enough structural strength in the terminals, though? I imagine you're left holding a handle with two terminals and half a cell stuck to each.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I work in an auto parts warehouse:

Yeah, they'd be fine. It's surprisingly difficult to break them apart. The load would spread out to almost the full width of the battery on either end (ie the plates attached to the terminals against the underside of the lid). Some of the models I ship use plastic straps that hook onto the seam between the lid and base and you can really toss em around before they take damage. (some people are less than gentle with parts :/ but I'm not the manager so 🤷)

Some of the larger batteries with screw terminals might not survive, but the ones where these clamp style are used would be fine.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

And a face full of acid, I imagine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You just gotta use long screws to firmly connect it to the battery, or else it slips off.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Took me a min to realize...

[–] JustUseMint 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am a "ask me anything" Tech, ask me anything!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How long can you hold the handle once it's attached to a fully loaded battery?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest 16 points 10 months ago

electroBOOM ⚡

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Why does it smell like BBQ in here?

[–] Anticorp 11 points 10 months ago (7 children)

If it's plastic, then it's fine.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

that's a killer gadget!

[–] hardcoreufo 8 points 10 months ago

Users are calling it a shockingly good invention.

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