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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] jopepa 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept. The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept.

Im not sure what to understand here ^^", Thats my english :(

The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

Well, in this case, cant we determine they are driven (as an example of what to do) by "Porn" ? 😀

[–] jopepa 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Climax score=number orgasms

No, porn wasn’t a part of that relationship. I was disagreeing with parent comment that porn is competitive sex. From my personal experience with a partner that made score keeping in the bedroom a thing and in doing so made sex competitive.

[–] Rootiest 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fine if no one else is gonna ask:

Did you win?

[–] jopepa 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, that wasn’t the question

[–] jopepa 1 points 9 months ago

Why do you think that didn’t answer the question?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Casual gaming implies the existence of formal gaming.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We also have:

  • black tie gaming
  • business casual gaming
  • cocktail gaming
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

There are as many types of gaming as there are categories of clothing and apparel, then.

...Hazmat gaming: 1) (console gamers) doing couch co-op on someone else's couch and you really don't want to think about the condition of the couch in question. 2) (PC gamers) gaming while doing Half-Life cosplay? Dunno? Something???

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm only silver, can anyone help me grind to platinum?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

depends, does it help if you group with someone who’s in iron?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Even better, I need someone to just crush all day. All that matters to me is making shots.

[–] lostme 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

[–] Godnroc 11 points 9 months ago

To whom it may concern,

Regarding your proposal of "smashing dat ass", I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.

Best, (Signature goes here)

[–] Agent641 4 points 9 months ago

They shake hands before and after.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man is it just me or is lemmy actually popping off lately?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I've been thinking the the same thing! I'm seeing a lot more interesting content posted here

[–] grue 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

In April 2023, Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Posten debunked the claims, stating that the Swedish Sex Federation's application for membership had been denied by the Swedish Sports Confederation (RF).

Booooooo :(

[–] TheCheddarCheese 3 points 9 months ago
[–] GeneralVincent 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Personally I'm a sex speedrunner champ 😎

[–] damnthefilibuster 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

And then there’s causal sex.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What if I want to.have sex faster than 300,000,000m/s?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That would violate sexual relativity.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

My MMR for sex must be through the roof because I've never lost a match.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Does undefined count as through the roof?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

-1 means infinite doesn't it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You must play at least 10 rounds to be ranked. Single-player playtime does not contribute.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] SkyerixBOI 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah now I feel motivated. -Vergil, probably

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] SinkingLotus 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If ranked competitive sex is a thing, then the number one in the scene must be Lisa Sparks for sleeping with 919 men in one day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yup, that sounds pretty cumpetitive to me.

[–] pickman_model 3 points 9 months ago

Yes. Much like sports, you have professional and high performance Olympic level.

[–] chiliedogg 3 points 9 months ago

Barbados Slim got a gold medal in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Man, I should play DMC5 again...