I lost the game. Now prepare to die.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2024
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oh fuck you
What?
He's literally Inigo Montoya.
My name is Inigo Montoya,
You make me lose game, prepare to die!
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Fuck you. Respectfully.
It's an older meme, but it checks out.
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I lost da game? I'm too stupid for the joke apparently
young* probably
I hope you stub your little toe twice today.
Man that was a couple year streak I think,a new record
This is sofa king wee Todd did
I live on a pirate ship with lots and lots of apples
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Fuck you dude
I had to say it in an American accent to get it (also fuck you)
That would explain why I wasn't getting the joke
Jokes on you. I don't know how to properly pronounce english so it sound like nosense for me.
I know how to properly pronounce english and that's exactly why it didn't work for me.
I lost the game. I'm not even mad.
Damnit...
Thanks for making me lose the game by accident.
As someone who has only ever "played" "the game" to make other people lose, I'm pretty sure I actually win.
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Can someone explain the joke? I don’t get it
Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you're not thinking about the game, you're winning. The second you think about the game, you've lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.
I get it now thanks to you but I still think it's stupid.
Sometimes I think as many as six stupid things before breakfast.
It would be a lot funnier if you had discovered it in middle school.
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You just lost the game!
Wow, I think it's been years. I lost the game (after at first misreading "dug" as "drug"). Good night!
I lost the game.
I had to read a couple of times. Ffs.
What is the game?
A game where the goal is to not think about the game. Which means reading "you/I lost the game" makes you think about the game, therefore losing.
So, you just lost?
*we
I'm not playing the game
Everyone are playing the game, people who don't know about it are just better at it than everyone else. That's the whole point of it.
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Dammit
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