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[–] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I lost the game. Now prepare to die.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

oh fuck you

[–] PP_BOY_ 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)
[–] RedditWanderer 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

He's literally Inigo Montoya.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

My name is Inigo Montoya,

You make me lose game, prepare to die!

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago

Fuck you. Respectfully.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[–] kewwwi 25 points 10 months ago
[–] madcaesar 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I lost da game? I'm too stupid for the joke apparently

[–] Iron_Lynx 21 points 10 months ago

I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

[–] shawwnzy 20 points 10 months ago

Man that was a couple year streak I think,a new record

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (7 children)

This is sofa king wee Todd did

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I live on a pirate ship with lots and lots of apples

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Fuck you dude

[–] HonoraryMancunian 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had to say it in an American accent to get it (also fuck you)

[–] HollowNaught 6 points 10 months ago

That would explain why I wasn't getting the joke

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago
[–] daniskarma 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you. I don't know how to properly pronounce english so it sound like nosense for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I know how to properly pronounce english and that's exactly why it didn't work for me.

[–] Mango 11 points 10 months ago

I lost the game. I'm not even mad.

[–] UniversalFlamingo 10 points 10 months ago
[–] Resol 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thanks for making me lose the game by accident.

[–] alquicksilver 9 points 10 months ago

As someone who has only ever "played" "the game" to make other people lose, I'm pretty sure I actually win.

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[–] MightyGalhupo 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the joke? I don’t get it

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you're not thinking about the game, you're winning. The second you think about the game, you've lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I get it now thanks to you but I still think it's stupid.

[–] go_go_gadget 11 points 10 months ago

Sometimes I think as many as six stupid things before breakfast.

[–] Zomg 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's kind of the point though

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[–] Donkter 3 points 10 months ago

It would be a lot funnier if you had discovered it in middle school.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

You just lost the game!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Wow, I think it's been years. I lost the game (after at first misreading "dug" as "drug"). Good night!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I lost the game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I had to read a couple of times. Ffs.

[–] RIP_Cheems 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A game where the goal is to not think about the game. Which means reading "you/I lost the game" makes you think about the game, therefore losing.

[–] RIP_Cheems 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Everyone are playing the game, people who don't know about it are just better at it than everyone else. That's the whole point of it.

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[–] Feathercrown 2 points 10 months ago
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