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[–] gaiussabinus 65 points 10 months ago

Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

FINE, I'LL DO IT.

But not because you told me to.

[–] GladiusB 3 points 10 months ago

I will, just because you did!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Well don't mind if I do...

Can't argue with it. It's scheduled on the calendar.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.

[–] NocturnalEngineer 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I'm certain you wouldn't want to do any other days for a while.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

[–] RGB3x3 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.

Well maybe not that last one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

He ejaculated

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Diary is a day's musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it's an entire day I would say it's gooning day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's madness

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

you can see the 1 under the Fri, it's sensible notation

[–] Godnroc 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sent me to the dictionary on that one.

Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.

[–] TseseJuer 7 points 10 months ago

what about diarrheas

[–] GrammatonCleric 18 points 10 months ago

That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

They absolutely knew what they were doing.

[–] JimVanDeventer 14 points 10 months ago

They’ve got you pegged.

[–] AA5B 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Every day for a full month!?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] AA5B 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format

[–] Agent641 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Chivera 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 1 points 10 months ago

I call those Saturdays

[–] kittenzrulz123 10 points 10 months ago

Seems like a sticky situation

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sigh… *unzips*

[–] Bearlydave 6 points 10 months ago

...And the I put my day off in the calendar.

[–] Asudox 6 points 10 months ago

You've heard it guys, time for us to jack off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Not that you don't deserve the time off - you do. But they ain't wrong are they.