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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Things like "Fiat stands for "Fix It Again Tony"" etc.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

All American car brands suck

Does that still make me a boomer?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

No, it makes you correct

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lamborghini stands for Looks Alright Mostly But Overall Really Grandiose (and) Hardly Inconspicuous Now Innit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My inner voice naturally ended this with a British accent and it caught me off guard

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why do Skodas have a heated rear windscreeen? To keep your hands warm while you push it.

(I've owned a few Skodas, they've all been good cars)

[–] macrocarpa 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol that was lada where I'm from

What do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow

What do you call a lada with a sunroof? A rubbish bin / trash can

What's the difference between a lada

There's a raffle at the bar. First prize, a lada. Second prize, two ladas.

How do you double the value of a lada? Fill it up.

[–] HollandJim 17 points 1 year ago

You forgot one:

Guy goes to his Lada dealer and says “I want a gas cap for my Lada”. Dealer replies “…that seems like a fair trade.”

[–] dual_sport_dork 7 points 1 year ago

A man takes his Lada back to the dealership and says, "This car is useless! It'll only get to 80 up that hill."

"Well that's not bad," says the salesman.

"But," replies the man, "I live at number 93!"

[–] Z3k3 6 points 1 year ago

From what I have seen they are pretty good these days. I'm the 80s and 90s though....

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least boat owners are unified: Bring Out Another Thousand (bucks)

[–] Bdtrngl 19 points 1 year ago

A boat is a hole in the water into which you throw money.

[–] JayleneSlide 7 points 1 year ago

Can confirm: $1000USD is an ISO standard boat unit. "How much will that cost?" "Only about 20 boat units."

Source: own and live on a sailboat.

[–] Kmcb182 37 points 1 year ago (7 children)

My boss calls Ford: Found on roadside dead

[–] brap 26 points 1 year ago

Fix or repair daily

[–] n3m37h 17 points 1 year ago

Ya know why Ford started using aluminum istead of steel? So you could push it home when it breaks down

[–] Hawke 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Backwards: Driver Returns On Foot.

That was always one of my dads favorites.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

mine was always, Ford: At least they circled the problem.

[–] xXSirDanglesXx 9 points 1 year ago

Fuckin Only Runs Downhill

[–] someguy3 7 points 1 year ago

FIAT. Fix it again Tony.

[–] JackFrostNCola 7 points 1 year ago

Fucked On Race Day

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[–] roofuskit 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Forming an uneducated opinion on something based on an anecdotal experience, and then refusing to back down from it no matter how much time has passed or new informationtion is provided, is a boomer way of life.

[–] InternetCitizen2 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fundamentalist mindset. It will make more sense when you realise that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can tell a fundamentalist mindset when they start with the conclusions and the backwards logic doesn’t make sense

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

either lemmy users are overwhelmingly born in the 50s or this thread proves that it's more than a boomer thing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, I see nothing but tesla disses on Lemmy.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

[–] Godthrilla 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I won't diss other car brands, but Toyota is the the only brand I'll spend money on...after a bajillion years of them being at the top of the dependability list, why would you choose anything else?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hard to go wrong with Toyota but let's not pretend they didn't have to face one of the most expensive (per vehicle) recall ever on multiple models with the full frame replacement on their trucks...

Honda is another brand that's extremely reliable in general.

[–] Mr_Blott 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you're not in the States, Hyundai and Kia are in the top 5 for reliability, and are much more affordable than Toyota and Honda

Best avoided if you live in that one country who's manufacturing laws are designed to benefit shareholders rather than consumers though lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The wave of cars being stolen in the US via the use of USB cords has soured me on those brands permanently.

The fact that the vulnerability was fixed via a software patch did not do wonders for my opinion either.

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[–] PP_BOY_ 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have about eleven cars registered in my name right now. Have probably owned about thirty. My Corolla doesn't even rank in my top ten favorite I've ever owned but God damn I'd never recommend anything but a Toyota to anyone. I think everyone who says Toyota is overrated either A) have never serviced a car in the first place or B) have never serviced a Toyota.

[–] ulemmyagain 6 points 1 year ago

Whilst they have been fantastic in years past, I'm worried about their future. Short version is, they use a lot of plastic now. source, I've been a mechanic for 19 years and currently work at a Toyota specialty shop. But still they're probably going to be better than most others. Honda was good too though. I'm not sure about now, but my daily is a 97 accord with 265k miles. Amazing car.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Funny thing is that once I've told someone Lexus is basically a Toyota with sound dampening and a body kit and they were kind of less interested, seeing it as a cheaper car. The way I see it is, it's like literally the best thing that could happen to any car; being made by Toyota

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[–] marx2k 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] HollandJim 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you mean the Toyota with the airbag issues in the 90s, or their EV last year where the wheels would FALL OFF while driving? Toyota is a shell of what made it great, and the whole greenwashing of their hybrids (eg, their self-charging EVs bullshit) should make you think of other choices.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard GMC as God's Mechanical Crisis.

[–] FloMo 13 points 1 year ago

My mom shared with me “GMC: Grande, malo, y caro”

“Big, bad (read: poorly made), and expensive.”

[–] dyslexicdainbroner 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

FORD - fixed or repaired daily

source: boomer…

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

My Chevy is like a rock, I have to farm around it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Fiat is 'Fix it again tomorrow'

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me and a friend used to make up insulting rhymes about car brands we saw from the school yard.

I only remember one, this was a long time ago...

This was in Swedish, so I will do my best to translate, but don't expect miracles:

Renault är en bil för två - en sitter i, en skjuter på. | Renault is a car for two - one sits inside, the other pushes.

As for my car preferences, so far I have only had one, I got my license late 2022 at 35, and bought my 2021 Seat Leon PHEV used last summer.

I really like it, sure it isn't the world most luxurious car, and the touch UI is annoying as hell, but it is comfortable, quick enough and as long as you use the PHEV mode it doesn't need a lot of fuel.

I almost got a Mazda 3, but if I remember correctly, there wasn't any within my budget.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Renault had an old tagline - "nothing stops a Renault". A common joke was to add "not even its brakes".

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Was a diesel mechanic for a summer, the power stroke is a good motor and I like the f series more than other pickups but they came in the most often for maintenance, take that how you will. Cummins didn't break much so it was rare to see them but it was damn near a pleasure to work on them, the old diesel rams give you so much room to work with and don't put stupid shit in the way. If every single GM executive goes to hell exclusively for the Duramax I wouldn't consider that unjust.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Wait’ll you hear which one came first

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