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[–] [email protected] 77 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

This seems consistent with what I learned in CCD and Catholic school in the 90s-00s. We were always told that sexual pleasure was increased in a marriage and a sign of god blessing the marriage, whereas sexual pleasure outside of a marriage was cheap and damaging.

Edit: side note, I didn’t think this fucked me up until I got married and realized I’d felt ashamed every other time I’d had sex. I never believed in god, and this is pretty obviously trying to steer behavior, so I thought I was unaffected, but it’s still a brain virus

[–] Zehzin 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Being ashamed of and being shamed for sex has permeated into society, no one is completely immune to it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It’s pretty common, but I’ve always been very sex positive, with zero shame about nudity or bodily functions. I don’t notice any shame since I got married ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Of course, I didn’t think there was any beforehand, so who knows

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah, nothing special here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm old, and I'm still discovering ways a fundamentalist upbringing fucked me up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[–] kerrigan778 3 points 11 months ago

I... I don't know? I don't think so?

[–] Zehzin 66 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why the headline made me Imagine the Pope getting really excited and calling all his homies in cause he found out what sex is

[–] Agent641 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Brothers, look, we had it wrong this whole time. It says 'Celebrate'!"

[–] Agent641 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Me learning about masturbation for the first time: 😳

The priest showing me: 🤫

[–] carl_dungeon 21 points 11 months ago

“So are little boys!” — the clergy

[–] CoffeeJunkie 20 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That would be doctrinal breaktrough, but the long strings of popes saying whatever they find convenient at the moment tuned the formal requirements for pope to be infallible pretty high. And i won't even mention that whatever cool thing Francis ever said as a pope have exactly zero influence on church reality.

[–] TrickDacy 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That would be doctrinal breaktrough

No it wouldn't. This is a standard way of talking about marriage in oppressive religions, including Catholicism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

So by "relationships" he just meant "marriage" as church always did? It's clear from the context he is not, since lower there is mentions of "same-sex relationships", not to mention even the word itself suggest any something wider.

[–] TrickDacy 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think he's intentionally vague when using the word relationships. The word does not explicitly mean any one thing. But yeah sex within marriage has always been praised in Christianity. It's been a big selling point of marriage in general. I don't see anything in the article to suggest he's explicitly blessed homosexual sex or truly changed any doctrine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, if that was taken on a face value then the acceptance of all kinds of extramarital relationships would be a big doctrinal change, but nothing is happening, as i noted in my first post.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or is it the result of years of evolution to increase reproduction?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I guess we're all God's ~~pets~~ children and He wants us to keep reproducing. Evolution is compatible with believing in God. Now why He put my g spot inaide my ass can only be proof of His immense sense of humour.

[–] poplargrove 2 points 11 months ago

Theistic evolution believers: why not both

[–] Eheran 12 points 11 months ago (7 children)

So is the pope speaking for/to God or not? Fucking Religions can't even be consistent within their own made up framework.

[–] givesomefucks 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If he's standing it's his own words.

If he's sitting on his "throne" then it's the word of God and the Pope is infallible.

Doesn't make any sense rationally, but that's how they differentiate.

He can say this progressive stuff while standing and it just pisses conservative Catholics off.

If he does it "from the throne" we'll likely see a formal split and conservative Catholics may even nominate their own Pope and officially split.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

So, as with any other person, when "on the throne" more shit comes out?

[–] Eheran 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] givesomefucks 10 points 11 months ago

Do you mean is it Catholic doctorine?

Yep.

If you meant "does God literally speak thru the Pope but only when he's on his special golden throne?"

Then no, it's not true

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The reason it's only the word of God while he's sitting on the throne is because the holy Spirit enters through his butt and talks through him like a puppet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Most of the time the pope is no different from any other Catholic. He has a lot of respect by virtue of his post, but what he says is not the word of God.

This changes if he speaks “ex cathedra” (Latin for “from the chair”, the throne the previous poster is alluding to). Ex cathedra means the pope is defining dogma for all the faithful as the supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church. Think of it as the difference of the US president saying something in a private conversation vs. him issuing an executive order. When the pope speaks ex cathedra, he is considered infallible in the Catholic faith.

Popes rarely speak ex cathedra. Most of Catholic theology is settled, so there is rarely need to clarify anything. The last time it happened was in 1950 about the Assumption of Mary.

Papal (and church council) infallibility does mean that the Catholic Church can never change its mind about things like homosexual marriage and abortion. The Catholic Church says it is Christ’s church on earth, and is protected by the Holy Spirit from error that could lead Christians astray. Saying that they got something as vital as “what is and is not sin” wrong would undermine the church’s entire foundation.

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[–] Chainweasel 10 points 11 months ago

I wonder if the choir boys feel the same way

[–] 65gmexl3 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

IIRC Song of songs is all about s3x or the pleasure of it. I struggled when i first read it back when i was still one of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

s3x

So juvenile...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!

[–] paddirn 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure sexual pleasure is the result of friction, nerve endings, a bunch of neuro-chemicals, and a whole lot of fetishes. If anyone is letting us enjoy sexual pleasure, it’s the other department.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] paddirn 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Lubricated friction is still friction, but hey, whatever floats your boat I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Sounds like they are into whatever soaks their boat.

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[–] TrickDacy 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hate to break it to you, but friction is literally what causes most of the sensation to be felt. Too much friction seems to be what you're thinking of

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Haven’t you heard the phrase “there were sparks between them”?

[–] pixeltree 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you want low friction, not no friction

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Psh, my fetish is thrusting into an empty vacuum.

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[–] unreachable 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Cardinal Victor Manuel Fernández, who was appointed last July, came under fire for a book he wrote and published in the late 1990s entitled Mystical Passion: Spirituality and Sensuality.

The Pope had already tackled the vice of gluttony last week and there was no suggestion that his sermon on lust during Wednesday's general audience was related to criticism of the cardinal.

In December, Cardinal Fernández introduced a text, later approved by Pope Francis, detailing guidelines allowing priests to bless same-sex couples relationships that were still considered sinful.

In a lengthy response posted online, Cardinal Müller said that a priest blessing a homosexual union would be committing a "sacrilegious and blasphemous act".

Prelates around the world also released statements condemning the decision, including American conservatives, who have long been vocal in opposing the Pope's plans for reforming the Catholic Church.

Tensions reached a nadir when the Pope evicted outspoken critic US Cardinal Raymond Burke from his Vatican apartment and revoked his salary.


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[–] superbirra 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Catholic Church: Molesting Children via Godly Decree™

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