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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This implies the robot runs Windows... Fuck that's dirty, it needs to be punished...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Nobody thinks "kernel panics" is funny sorry but I did think this over.

[–] BloodSlut 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

dont worry, linux is adding a bsod

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do people think Linux adding BSOD means it will crash more? It just means it'll show crash data differently for GUI users.

[–] BloodSlut 5 points 10 months ago

i feel like the average linux user would understand its purpose

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I didn't want to believe you but you know, this actually makes sense. Storing panic data is a removed.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

so much bloat, my personnal sexbot run under GNU/Linux

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need libreboot in my sexbot

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Fork it harder, bby.

[–] Lime66 1 points 10 months ago

Reactos can also blue screen

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"King/queen" is clumsy and unreadable. Should go for a gender neutral "monarch"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

You do you my highness

[–] funnystuff97 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nirv-anna someday brothers 😭

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Why do you want to fuck them so bad

[–] AnotherExist 9 points 10 months ago

I don't even touch my PC and it bluescreens...talk about premature

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You wanna make Abraham Maslow roll over in his grave? Because this is how you make Abraham Maslow roll over in his grave.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

People don't need food or shelter anymore, don't ya know? Just give the people someone to shit fury over and they'll open their damn wallets for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did you steal this off of fedi

I would know, since I recently reposted this there, after rescuing it from the depths of my meme archive

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I stole this from somewhere, didn't bother checking Google for the source

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

oh, so you're techsexual then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I would OD if you gave me an entire winters worth of crab rangoon. And it would be amazing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

rule of dual pairing