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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Driveway4964 12 points 1 year ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Forget Everything And...

Shit I don't remember it

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Tbh I don't know what those are even though I wasn't told to forget them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Rectum. I'm pretty sure that's what the R stands for, right? I can't remember... Maybe it's rectal.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It'll always be First Encounter Assault Recon to me.

[–] EarWorm 5 points 1 year ago

I honestly don't understand why it hasn't been remade already. Easy money for the studio.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] webpack 10 points 1 year ago

Or fried egg and rice

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Frantic Edging Around Rodents

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Forget Everything And Rise - The stoner's mantra

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Forget Everything And Repeat - the 50 first dates mantra

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

First, eat ass raucously

[–] neonred 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] einlander 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 1 year ago

Fail Everything And Retire

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Forge Exquisite Armour Reproductions

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

seize the means of reproduction

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema 9 points 1 year ago

Felatio? Eh, AlRight

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] doingthestuff 3 points 1 year ago

always has been

[–] feedum_sneedson 6 points 1 year ago

Do you know, I'm not convinced that's the etymology at all.

[–] TommySalami 6 points 1 year ago

Find Egress; Aquire Ride. That kinda works.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 1 year ago

Freaky Egg and Roomba

[–] Furbag 5 points 1 year ago

I'm so not used to this not being accompanied by Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo with a flintlock pistol.

[–] doublejay1999 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://m.piped.video/watch?v=8f8wAXDZ9D0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fudge Everything And Refinance

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 3 points 1 year ago

Frankly, errors are right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The furry fandom (in a nutshell)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Show that hot stove burner who's boss!

[–] RIP_Cheems 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck everything, aneurysm reaction

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fall Everywhere And cRy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL EA always means "Everything And". Now things like "EA Sports" and "EA FC" make sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything And Fast Castle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Everything And [a] Fast Castle perhaps?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Funny elegant adorable rappers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Compton represent