this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2024
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit 126 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Unique trait: when killed, his attacker's identity is not revealed and instead appears as though lethal damage was self-inflicted.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The screen goes blank when the camera is pointed at him.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Setting aside all the other stuff related to this subject for a moment, that could be an interesting gameplay mechanic. Looking at your opponent directly causes a drawback (blindness, damage, death, etc.) so you have to use reflections and other indirect indicators to locate and attack. Might work best in VR though since looking one way and attacking another isn't the most straightforward thing when using a PC or console and regular screen.

[–] Tsuroth 10 points 5 months ago

There's a game called ScreenCheat where everyone is invisible, so you need to look at other's screens to see where they are.

[–] Apeman42 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So a game where you're Perseus hunting Medusa, then?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 5 months ago

Exactly, I'd intended to mention that example since it's the scenario I was picturing trying to play through. Got distracted and went looking at the current state of VR hardware^1^ instead.

1Still expensive.

[–] yamanii 2 points 5 months ago

There's an enemy in Suicide Squad that automatically zooms your screen in a random spot when you look at it, have to react fast.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

"Where we dropping, boys"

Epstein player- "I don't drop, that's what the noose is for"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I find your lack of comma disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Lol we dropping boys all over

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

"I mostly use the noose for autoerotic stuff, though"

[–] Ghostalmedia 33 points 5 months ago

He didn’t kill himself, XxxNoobMaster420xxX killed him.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Fortnite is the place to go hunt for some young boyz! The skin seems very fitting to the game.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Must be at most 17 years old to participate.

[–] mishielda1234 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The choice to use a baby emoji is truly cursed

[–] FrankTheHealer 18 points 5 months ago

Fucking nightmare fuel lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is fake, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks pretty AI generated to me. Look at all the extra arms and hands he has in the middle picture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's hard to tell. Fortnite already has an awful art style.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax 1 points 5 months ago

Fortnite is the Corporate Memphis of video games.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The middle one has two sets of fingers coming from nowhere - not that that is the only reason this is obviously fake LOL

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Let's sacrifice someone by having them go to Shitter and check. Any volunteers?

[–] foggianism 11 points 5 months ago

It's the only skin that prevents you from killing yourself.

[–] Duamerthrax 8 points 5 months ago

False. Epstein would have been a Roblox player.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Not the island I was hoping to land at

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's just Sam Elliott without his mustache.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 0 points 5 months ago

Scott Bakula is what I was thinking.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That is so ai generated. What model was that? It is actually quite bad.

[–] Decoy321 20 points 5 months ago

. It's a shitpost...