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[–] saltesc 65 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's more commonly a US thing and it's like, "Americans saved from America." whether health, education, or some basic social service that's being used for profiteering.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

"Amazing! This group of people crowd-funded a medical procedure!"

[–] Etterra 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey that orphan-crushing machine is a constitutionally enshrined right. I have the right to mount that thing on wheels and drive it around to crush up orphans wherever I want! And if somebody tries to stop me and gets caught up in and jams the mechanism, I have the right to sue his estate for damages!

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (4 children)

That's the subreddit I'm missing here...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

... the orphan-crushing one?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

r/OrphanCrushingMachine was a popular subreddit inspired by this tweet

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What’s Reddit, you mean?

[–] FinalRemix 24 points 11 months ago

It's an advertising platform masquerading as a forum trying to be a social media site.

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline 2 points 11 months ago

Reginald Albert "Red" Forman is a fictional character on the Fox sitcom That '70s Show, portrayed by Kurtwood Smith.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ah u know... That thing. That thing that... Ah never mind.

[–] worldsayshi 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

The problem with these rage inducing subreddits is that they seldom seem to propose or encourage any solution or alternative. So it ends up becoming a kind of circle jerk of learned helplessness.

It seems like a common internet thing. Rage bait and learned helplessness. We learn to accept that there's nothing to do because people and politicians are idiots because "look at all this stuff".

And often this aligns with advertising tech because it makes us engaged and seeking comfort of continued scrolling when we get a steady stream of anxiety injections. It's low key like an abusive relationship.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

God forbid a community focused on showcasing a certain trope actually focus on showcasing that trope...

The old subreddit was associated with leftist political subreddits anyway, so the connection to actual discourse is there regardess

Furthermore, the comments sections always abound with discussions of potential solutions

[–] ocassionallyaduck 9 points 11 months ago

Respectfully, I don't think one can just suggest a solution to what is fundamentally problem of decades of economic propaganda and miseducation. The number of morons that believe in Adam Smith and market self-corrections like they are forces as natural as the tide is truly staggering insane, ansld is a direct result of generations of neoliberalism seeping into education.

There's no easy solution. There's hardly a hard solution at this point. The solution is to make memes, and to yell, and to make the issue so readily apparent it can be unavoidable and understood by these very same people let down by their education. So subreddits memeing is good, overall.

[–] hdnsmbt 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, because everybody knows the obvious answer. It's untethered capitalism. And no it hasn't always been that way. Politicians weren't always whores for the rich. That's a rather recent development that can absolutely be stopped by the will of the people.

[–] Crowfiend 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

As much as I respect your argument; the Romans. Or any civilisation really. It literally has always been that way.

[–] hdnsmbt 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know enough about Roman politics to contradict but "any civilisation really" is definitely too broad of a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Greed and corruption has been around for as long as land and money have.

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[–] ocassionallyaduck 11 points 11 months ago

Are you implying that the US, and the Roman's, never had a period of growth and expansion that wasn't late stage capitalist rot?

The comment isn't saying this never happens really, it's saying it doesn't have to. This is capitalism with no guardrails.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Before Caesar, Rome actually had checks and balances to keep one person from amassing too much influence. For example, they had two consuls, which was the highest political position at the time and acted like as the heads of state.

Until Caesar fucked up those systems by literally declaring himself "dictator for life". So really, it's not always been this way, it's usually just a few individuals that keep fucking it up for everyone else. Until they end up with a knife in their back.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There were substantial conflicts between rich and poor Romans well before the end of the Republic. It was not uncommon for a lower class Roman to go off and fight with the army only to come home and find some rich fuck effectively squatting on his land.

This was turning into something of a large scale crisis 60+ years before Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon. At the same time, politics was dominated by the wealthy and/or those who were successful military leaders.

The Republic didn't really have "checks and balsnces" in some cases so much as "social conventions". More a common understanding that something is just not done. They were actually rather Ill equipped to deal with individuals who had a thirst for power. Tiberius Gracchus, who served as Tribune, gave away lots of state owned land to some of the poorer Romans. He did so without consulting the Senate which raised a lot of eyebrows. When he attempted to stand for a second term as Tribune in 133 B.C. -- which was just "not done" -- the Senate responded by murdering him.

Tiberius' brother, was elected as Tribune. He went further than Tiberius and sponsored a whole bunch of legislation which would have benefited poorer Romans. The Senate responded by murdering him as well. Over the next few decades, there were a handful of successful military leaders who clamored for more and more power. At the same time, the public was growing increasingly dissatisfied with the Republican government.

Julius Caesar was smart enough to recognize that the Republic was becoming frail and ballsy enough to give it a good shove down the stairs. In 82 B.C. he marched his legion into Rome -- a clear act of treason -- and effectively declared himself dictator. He was met with little resistance. He was viewed as a champion of the poor in some ways and, based on the way the Republic treated poor Romans, they were probably looking for a champion.

There were others who wanted to wrest Caesar's newly acquired power from him. Pompey, another successful Roman general, went to war with Caesar. Pompey had the support of the wealthy Aristocrats. Pompey lost.

The Senate murdered Caesar in 44 B.C. Caesar's supporters responded by killing his assassins. Then they turned on each other. That marked the beginning of another civil war from which Octavian, Julius' nephew and adopted son, ultimately emerged victorious. By then, the Republic was effectively dead.

To make a long story short, Julius Caesar didn't break the system. It was already broken. He managed to exploit it further than than anyone else had up until then but there were glaring cracks in the foundation of the Republic that directly contributed to it's demise. The imbalance of power between the elite and the poor was definitely a big "crack".

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

As much as I respect your argument; the Romans. Or any civilisation really. It literally has always been that way.

[Citation needed]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

If you ever wonder why there's an ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINE and why they need $20k to prevent the use of it. It was because there's this one llama with a hat that is trying to build a Meat Dragon to impress his mate named paul

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Give man a fish and they call you a communist. Create a baby crashing machine and they call you shrewd businessman. Or something like this.

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[–] TheJims 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore

Make Orphan Crushing Great Again

Trump 2024

[–] PopcornTin 3 points 11 months ago

It's called healthcare now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Of course it's a mystery. An honest discussion about why orphan-crushing machines need to exist would lead to an honest discussion about where your society's pain really comes from.

And the owner class doesn't want that discussion to happen. Because it would come out that they don't pay their fair share of the tax burden, which would keep orphan-crushing machines from existing in the first place.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That one showed up just before this post in my feed!

[–] hakunawazo 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The real problem is that the orphans need a crushing machine themselves so that they could prevent to be crushed. We must protect the second crushing amendment.

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[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Harpsist 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Great. Now I need to go rewatch cube.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We all could do with less salt in our lives.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I'm not interested in reducing my salary!

[–] Rhynoplaz 7 points 11 months ago

And now I'm thinking about the Roman Empire.

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